Have you ever been catfished? What would you do if you ever were?

JERRY
JERRY
JERRY

i was a catfisher for a few years. it was alot of fun while it lasted. i have tried to get back into it but its just not as fun anymore.

>>936087988
Would love to hear your most entertaining exploits.

>>936088378
>uses Tinder
>matches with girl
>body 12/10
>face 2/10
> i do my modeling pitch
>She buys it hook like and sinker
>get probably 20 or 30 nudes over the next week
>she calls me about when she will start modeling
> "Oh well im still trying to pitch it to my boss"
> figures its cause her face is well horrendous
> "well im in love with you anon! i want to have kids with you no one has treated me as well as you!"
>its been two weeks tops by this point.
> *Block*
>move on to the next
this was one that was very interesting at least to me. there were others that were gross or weird that i ditched early

>>936087056 (OP)
>transgender triangles
>queer quadrilaterals
>pansexual pentagons

>>936088378
>pulls her arm out of the fish
>"iiiiis THIS your card???"
>audience clapping

>>936088586
some part of me feels bad for her, but...
as an adult, you cannot afford to be retarded.