What are you drinking tonight, /b/?

Tonight, we're drinking to forget.
Forget about the bills, forget about the girl, forget about work, just forget about anything and everything.

Playing some tunes and forgetting about life right now. Fuck the ones that we've loved, and especially fuck the ones that we've lost.

What are you drinking tonight, /b/?

>>936096548 (OP)
Rolling Rock is the shit.

>>936096616
Can confirm. I'm three deep, and admittedly a lightweight. Planning on killing the whole 6 pack, though, so there's that.

Have the house to myself while the wife is working third shift. Best friend bailed on me tonight, so I'm drinking alone.

Stella is my favorite, but Rolling Rock is definitely not a terrible drink to choose.

>>936096708
Ah, well I hope you have a better night from there. I had someone kinda-sorta-bail on me, too.
>Stella is my favorite
Really? Out of every beer on God's Earth? I've personally always hated it. Same with Blue Moon. As far as the cheap shit goes, hand me a Pabst, RR, or Modelo.

Bump, because I still want to know what everyone is drinking tonight.

Caltcha: JMJM2

Reminds me of a MILF I knew back when I was with my ex. I'm pretty sure she was interested in me, but I was not only oblivious, but completely and utterly (and stupidly) completely blinded by my love for my ex.

Fuck her.

>>936096901
>Modelo
A man after my own heart. Sorta.
My heritage beckons me towards the big M, but yeah, nah. It's a good beer, no doubt about that. But I've had it countless times at family parties and "sweet 15's," if you will. I just got tired of it. Stella Artois is the smooth belgian that i love.

>>936096548 (OP)
Damn, now I want a beer

typical whiskey
>sister getting married soon
>glad for her, nice girl
>invites sent out
>most are the typical Mr. and Mrs. or Anon + guest
>my invite had no guest option
>not that I have any potential guest to bring...
>showed that everyone else came to the conclusion there was zero chance i'd ever get a date
>probably correct, but knowing even the family has given up on me is depressing
>oh well, heard it is an open bar at least

>>936097094
Well, grab one.

If you can't, #5 here is for you.

>I counted incorrectly, I was actually 4 deep

My phone won't take anymore pics less than 2mb. Fuck.

>inb4 phone poster.

Here's a random meme.

>>936096548 (OP)
I drink a cup of coffee in the morning

>>936097424
Here's the solution.

Invite femanon friend, even if just for a good time. Nothing sexual is implied, just a fun night. I guarantee that SOMEONE in the family will wonder wtf is up.

If no femanon friend, order a bitch up on Backdoor and have a good night with her, at least there's the chance you can get laid at the end of the night.

>inb4 no Backdoor

Well, whatever the equivalent to it is nowadays.

>>936097612
Nigga, I said tonight.

Here's another meme.

Fuck you.

>>936097424
Also, congrats to your sis, Anon. Cheers to that.

>>936097616
>femanon friend
doesn't exist
>Backdoor
no idea what this is
Either way there is no extra seat for me to bring someone.

My initial hope was that the various single women would be looking for their future man or at least to have a fun night.
>Sister is last of her friends to get married...
>Groom's female family are all married other than basically children.
>Sister said groom's side has no single women but a dozen single men

at least i don't have to bother trying i guess

No alcoheeze but boutta smoke the zaza

>>936097710
I'm glad for them too. Neither is really economically stable, but its so obvious they are into each other. As long as they have that they can figure the rest out well enough.

>>936097862
Fuck them, Anon.

All you can do now is show them why you're absolutely better off without a +1, if anything, at least for the night.

Get drunk. Dance when the music gets good. If you can dance alone or with a hot aunt, then you can dance with anyone.

This is how I got my wife (random girl at the time) to notice me.

Fuck what anyone else thinks, tbh.

Cheers.

>>936098056
rofl, yeah
was thinking of learning some random dance move just to provide lulz to the crowd
particularly since there is literally nothing to lose as i doubt i will ever see any of them ever again other than maybe groom mum/dad at christmas

>>936097974
This was me and my wife.

We're both living under my father's roof, but damnit if I'm not happy with her.

I'm not trying to rub it in your face at all, Anon, but trust me when I say that if your sister's wedding isn't the time you meet the lucky gal, then the time WILL come in the future.

In the meantime, absolutely live your best life. You dont NEED a woman to be happy in life. Shit, in some regards, it's arguably better to stay single.

>>936098155
Fuck the crowd. Provide lulz for yourself.

>learn goofy dance move
>use it at sister's wedding
>family keks
>you feel bad
>Future
>Anon at some other random party
>sees cutie3.14 femanon
>"hey, I remember this goofy dance move, maybe I can make her lol"
>proceed to do goofy dance move and make femanon lol
>profit????

>>936098173
appreciate the words, but i don't bother expecting anything anymore
if something somehow happens, GREAT!, but i've been through the stages

>be yourself
>have friends/relatives/coworkers introduce you to someone (none do)
>be mysterious
>forget about it and let whatever happens, that is the most natural and it could be anywhere

even if someone was interested i doubt i'd see the signs but who knows. this is kind of my last dance so hopefully something somehow works out

Another bump, coz what the fuck are you drinking tonight, /b/?

>>936098314
>it aint much, but its all i got
family is well past gave up dissapointed stage so i don't really care if i am a drunk embarrassment (there are usually a half dozen of those each wedding anyways)
I'm thinking more about just having fun on my own, no pressure anymore
need to learn some moves though
moon walk seems too simple..

>>936098450
Hey, if it's any consolation, that is literally where I was at before I met my wife.

I would like to say I was at rock bottom, but in reality, I just gave absolutely no fucks about anything and everything.

I was at my cousin's party when I met her, noticed how she was alone and kind of in a "fuck you, dont talk to me" kind of mood, and after a few more parties (she is my cousin's not blood related cousin, if it makes any sense), she finally warmed up to me and my weird ass questions about music and nerd shit.

>>936098590
May I offer a suggestion?

>>936098744
>I just gave absolutely no fucks about anything and everything
this may be the final key i have not yet executed
>>936098815
better than anything i can currently conjur

>>936098590
Also, fuck your family.
As a mexican-american with a huge family, I can tell you that only one or two of them are actually interested in your happiness, if any at all.

We have this big picnic every year ever since my grandma passed, and me being the "black sheep," I've come to realize it's all bullshit.

The cousin I thought I was closest to damn near disappeared off the face of the earth because he married a Jehovah witness and his older sister (who is a year older than me) turned out to be the one that actually was really the real close one.

"Family" is just another friend group that you limit how much has a peek into your personal life.


Fuck, I'm drunk.


Captcha: TRY4K


NAH.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DRINKING, /b/?

Onto #6 of 6.

>>936099055
>"Family" is just another friend group that you limit how much has a peek into your personal life.
An accurate assessment
I don't think they ever meant anything negative, but there was not enough useful positive.
Grew up as a kid with no direction on romantic relationships:
>mother never said anything ever
>father said to be the gold-digging est manwhore that slept around until i found a rich doctor to marry, nothing about compatibility
>asked me older brother for advice a couple of times growing up and he just froze up and said nothing, so i moved on to other topics like football
>school kids all told me i was an ugly loser
>no girls ever showed interest during the young years
so i grew up knowing nothing other than i was a loser

>>936099258
>so I grew up knowing nothing other than I was a loser

I didn't have my first kiss until 17.

When my mom found my JCPenny catalog cutouts of the bikini section on CHRISTMAS of all days, she told my dad to give me "the talk." When I was 12.

He proceeded to get drunk and not give me said "talk."


We all grow up fucked up. Aint no single man on here that didnt have a fucked up childhood, one way or another.

Fucking cheers to that, though. It gives all something to connect with.

I'm fucking hammered, /b/.

>>936099425
Yet amongst all that parenting failure people succeed
thanks for the drunk convo anon, a rare foray into actual anon situations...
I am going to learn me some dance moves and drunkenly have fun with no expectations
literally nothing to lose so why the fuck not?

>>936099425
I guess what I'm trying to say, Anon, is that you seem like you've more or less figured it out.

You're going to your sister's wedding an absolute unit, not giving what anyone else thinks. And that is exactly how you should carry on with the rest of life.

If it's female attention you crave, there are multiple ways of achieving that. If it's love from a female you crave, fuck it.

Love yourself. Fuck a female. You dont need that shit.

I'm only saying this because the wife is working third shift, though, so what the fuck do I know.

>>936099567
>not giving what anyone else thinks. And that is exactly how you should carry on with the rest of life
unfortunately it is learned so late to follow this
female attention/love would be nice, but we are long past that being available
have fun and fuck off is all that really matters anymore

>>936099548
>literally nothing to lose so why the fuck not?

Exactly this, Anon. I'm glad to hear you're at least comfortable with that. Fuck yes. This brings me joy.

Cheers! Moving on to Gin&Tonic pretty soon!

Yeah yeah, I know, "beer before liquor,"

>>936096548 (OP)
I'm drinking rolling rock

ON

The roll n rocker!

ROLLING ROCK

ON

THE ROLL N ROCKER!

>>936099664
i follow the liquor before liquor guideline
good thinking though, i need to set up an open bar plan so as to not be destroyed 10 minutes in...

>>936096901
Also, I have no idea if the anon I've been chatting with is the same one, but holy shit. In my drunken stupor, I forgot to mention, I'm wearing my PBR shirt at this exact moment lmao

>>936099690
KEK
Thank you for the laugh, Anon.
You understood the assignment.

>>936099711
Check'd
I, too, am a lightweight.
I'm 6 Rolling Rock deep and I don't even know how I'm awake right now, in all fairness.

I guess the music playlist i got going is really keeping me awake lol

>>936099883
It's almost 2am here and the wife will be home in 4 hours.
If she catches me this drunk, she may or may not have a fit. Again.

Fuck it, here's to drinking with the new friends made on the internet.

>>936099984
lets pass outnow

This image was under 2mb.

>>936100086
Party's not over until the fat lady sings,

And brother, I am home alone.

They say getting hight makes you crave munchies.

I say, they've obviously never been hammered.

>>936096548 (OP)
I'm drinking Adolph's Banquet Beer. I do love a good cold Rolling Rock in a bottle. Hard to find around these parts. Cheers!

>>936100332
Cheers, Anon!

Polishing off the last can of the 6 pack!
I wish I could have gotten the bottles, but my nearest grocery only had the cans. Yes, I used a food delivery app to get beer. Bite me.

>>936100408
Have you had the bottles? They are three times better. No bad taste, just pure clean crisp taste. I can only find them an hour away, but I stock up when I can. Perfect beer for camping. Adolph's Banquet Beer is better and easier to find so pick some up in the stubby bottle if you can or haven't tried it. With that said, Rolling Rock in the bottle just hits different and is definitely a nostalgic choice for me.

>>936100474
I have. They are infinitely better than the cans, there's no qualms there.

I have not had Adolph's Banquet, though. Hell, I've never even heard of that beer until this moment. I will keep an eye out when I stop my my closest liquor store.

In the meantime, I will be drinking my other drink of choice: A gin and tonic with a squirt of lime juice. Cheers, mate.

>>936100994
Also, I apologize. My brother actually came through. We're going to be drinking together from here on out.

Good night, /b/. And cheers.

Here's to the ones we've loved, and to the ones we've lost.
I lost the game.

Nothing beats a few fold ones with bros on a Saturday night. Cheers.

>>936096548 (OP)
It's been a while since I've had rolling rock. In remember it tasting kind of nutty, like in a good way.

I'm drinking water tonight though, I drank last weekend and I'm taking a break this weekend.

>>936101242
Cheers, Anon.
There were no boys this time around, as my brother decided to leave to play ps5, but I digress. Cheers, anon.

>>936101293
Hell yeah. Stay hydrated, /b/.

Goodnight, /b/. For real, this time. This lightweight is going to bed.

>Yes, I brushed my teeth
>Yes, I flossed.