I haven't had sex in the last 7 months, how do you permavirgins endure such a long period?
>inb4: sex is overrated

>>936101121 (OP)
Cant miss what you never had

>>936101121 (OP)
I haven't had sex in the last five years since my divorce. I just don't give a fuck.
>buh dum tss
Seriously, though, I'm psychologically damaged.

>>936101121 (OP)
I don't know what relief feels like. Life goes on regardless of how you feel or what you want.
Deal with it.

I chase money instead

>>936101121 (OP)
Get a garden goat

Who's volunteering to be my little secret tonight? emyzeth

>>936101121 (OP)
Quality of sexual satisfaction in decreasing order of interaction

shared and enthusiastic lovemaking with a loving partner in a stable relationship: 10/10
having paid sex with a beautiful and talented prostitute/escort: 9/10
having occasional joyful sex with a friendly partner: 6 to 9/10
fucking a random bar/tinder slut: 4 to 7/10
masturbation with sex toys and/or quality smut litterature and/or nice porn in your niche: 5 to 7/10
paying an ordinary whore: 3 to 7/10
having a wank: 4 to 6 /10
banging a random drunk slut starfishing at a party: 2 to 6/10
fucking an ugly/obese/rancid bar/tinder slut wanting validation: 1 or 2/10
enduring an emotionally dead nagging feminist harpy to have relationship-blackmail sex with: -1 to -5/10

>I haven't had sex in the last 7 months
WHICH sex did you not have in the last 7 months, and are you sure you don't have better quality replacement readily accessible?

>>936101121 (OP)
get on my fucking level....i haven't had sex in 13 fucking years

Just hire a prostitute

>>936101121 (OP)
what year are you living in, just get a doll bro

i just gave mine a creampie

>>936101121 (OP)
I have such negative associations with the very concept that the idea is simply an impossibility I do not ever wish to engage with. In addition, aspergers syndrome.