mercury planet of communication.
venus planet of love.
mars planet of war.
jupiter planet of expansion.
saturn planet of restriction and discipline.
uranus planet of rebellion.
neptune planet of dreams/illusions.
pluto planet of death magic and power.

info about planets. Mars = Masculine sign: Aries, and year of the Dragon. Feminine sign: Scorpio, and the year of the pig. palm of the hand. Planet of War. Venus = Taurus, and year of the Snake. Marriage finger. Planet of Love.
Mercury = Masculine sign: Gemini, and the year of the Horse. Feminine sign: Virgo, and the year of the Rooster. little finger. Planet of Communication.
Jupiter = Masculine sign: Sagittarius, and the year of the Rat. Feminine sign: Pisces, and the year of the Rabbit. Index finger. Planet of Expansion.
Saturn = Capricorn, and the year of the Ox. Middle finger. Planet of Restriction.
Pluto = Scorpio, and the year of the pig. Planet of Death and Rebirth.
Uranus = Aquarius, and the year of the Tiger. Thumb.
Moon = Cancer, and year of the Goat.
Sun = Leo, and year of the Monkey.

women (lets be real, its only women who are into this bullshit) who take astrology seriously are like those men who think pro wrestling is real

>>936120904
yeah, ok buddy. thank you very much for your post. now get out of my thread please. good day, sir.

>>936120904

>>936120678 (OP)
What about Ceres?
What about the other KBO's, even if they are bigger than Pluto?
Pluto was discovered in 1930, so we are still coming up with gods to assign to heavenly bodies this close into the modern era.
Funny thing too, is the names are irrelevant to said objects. Its all in your head.

>>936120678 (OP)
What about earth?

>>936120904
You are referring to grifters who bloat the search results for astrology. Astrology has quite a lot of power when used properly which is why the knowledge on how to do so is hidden.

>>936122225
How does astrology have power?

>>936120715
>>936121972
and what about libra?

>>936122378
it lets you cast spells like levitation and invisibility

>>936125165
Venus rules Taurus and Libra.
Taurus = feminine side of Venus, Libra = masculine side of Venus.

>>936120678 (OP)
How the hell do you look at a dot in the sky and think "this means communication"? That is nonsense. It is more interesting to learn what the planets really are. That's why space probes have been sent to them.

>>936129882
astrology evolved from ancient religions that thought the planets and stars were gods

>>936121861
>>936129882
such ignorance. just get the fuck out of my thread, bro. please.

>>936121861
>>936129882
go pray to your atheist god and cry about how we're all pointless bags of meat aimlessly flopping around, you depressed fuck. I don't give a fuck. just get the fuck out of my thread you sack of shit.

>>936130603
>modern science is ignorance
>superstitious bullshit is wisdom
Nigger

>>936130665
you're a ching chong yellow NIGGER. white girls korean girls and japanese girls hate you. they love white men

>>936130655

>>936130665
you screech out "KILL WHITE PEOPLE!" all day every day, like a NIGGER.
you screech out "RAPE WHITE WOMEN!" all day every day, like a NIGGER.
You're a NIGGER! I'm a GOD compared to you! you piss-skinned hapa, ching chong yellow NIGGER

>>936120678 (OP)
None of that is true, you faggot.

>muh modern science.
just kill yourself you depressed fuck. no one gives a shit about your atheist bullshit, FAGGOT NIGGER

>>936130739
sure thing you faggot ass depressed atheist retard. now fuck off out of my thread

atheist depressed MESS. fuck OUT of my thread

>>936130786
>depressed atheist retard
You're making a lot of assumptions.
I simply disagree with your buffoonery.

Op here. Im trans and Jewish just in case you were wondering

>>936130873
and I disagree with your atheist retarded bullshit, now get the fuck out of my thread you depressed atheist retard.

>>936130918
haha. very funny. no. you are not OP. I am. and I'm not trans or jewish, now fuck off, faggot

>>936120678 (OP)
i heard jupiter was a femboy concubine in greece or rome or wherever it was
is that true?