>be driving
>almost get in an accident 4 times in 2 hours
>in one of them almost hit a car and lose control in a crowded road, handled it like a champ and didn’t hit anything
>be put in a life or death situation every other week
>survive shit that should have killed me just cause
>go into high crime areas alone at night
>nothing happens
No joke I think I’m imortal

>>936143779 (OP)
I wouldn’t be messing with luck like that gang

>>936143779 (OP)
ok chuderino

>>936143779 (OP)
King shit

>>936143779 (OP)
>almost get in an accident 4 times in 2 hours
Consider moving away from Miami

classic nothing happening

>>936143779 (OP)
You learn Chud-Foo or something?

Where are the guys who know how to treat a woman right? emaquiie

>>936143779 (OP)
luck 10 lol.

Generous guys, you know where to find me. emaquiie

>>936143779 (OP)
*immortal
Learn to spell Homeschool Timmy.
And it's called being retarded and delusional.

>>936143779 (OP)
No, you have a huge ego, and it's coloring what you remember. Some minor thing that caused you a moment's fear is getting inflated into "I was almost killed in a wreck", and "the bad part of town" is just some poor area where nothing much happens.
But feel free to jump off a tall building to test your hypothesis.