I moved to Dallas and went to the rodeo last week and now I'm in trouble for some BS.
>Be me
>Go to the rodeo in dallas for the first time.
>Go use the bathroom.
>Come out
>Pants still around ankles
>I'm wiping my ass at the sink
>My penis is out
>People come in and are like what are you doing?
Sorry this is my first rodeo

wtf? why did you move to dallas?