Please tell me how to get one

>>936165220 (OP)
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang (bang)
Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang
It all started with the big bang
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang
It all started with the big bang

>>936166949
Good read, but how does that help me to get an Asuka wife?

>>936165220 (OP)
Start cosplaying or become a cosplay photographer. Meet ppl, enjoy your hobby and if you’re a decent guy theres a high chance an asuka cosplayer could fall for you. You welcome

>>936165220 (OP)
Her nose is perfect...

>>936167911
A/V tech. I've done very well for myself at the cons.

>>936168085
1

>>936168137
The best way I've found is to just take a few hits from a blunt and sit outside your house, and do the meditative thing (forgive your enemies, have no ill will, etc) for about 10 minutes.

>>936171943
lmao what