20 year old woman dies after falling off cliff while hiking. Due to the location, the body is not retrievable.

damn that sucks

>>936178166 (OP)
Where is it? I'll give it a try if I can keep it.

>>936178541
Need a Halloween decoration?

>>936178166 (OP)

Let me guess , she was taking a selfie for her social media while walking and didn't watch where she was going.

>>936178166 (OP)
“Rolloff” lol.

>>936178568
Need a new girlfriend

>>936178657
Ooohhh not sure how long she would remain useful

>>936178674
I have my methods

>>936178166 (OP)
so she's just hanging off the side of the mountain? we need a video time lapse of that scene to see what it looks like over time.

Still warm, maybe?

>>936178608
It started raining and she slipped off half dome last year sometime

>>936178890
Oh damn so it's been a while.

>>936178831
Badass. Like one of those eagle nest cams. We could watch birds make a nest in her skull.

>>936178166 (OP)
Kek. Katie Rholloff! Get it?
Like the hub..they are smooth rolling hubs.

>>936180592
You lie. That wasn't her name. Tell me that wasn't her name.

>>936178166 (OP)
This happened a year ago, and they did retrieve her body

>>936181613
I read they couldn't reach it

>>936178166 (OP)
Unrelated but this type of look overall is my ideal type of woman. Looks nice.

>>936178890
Her and her dad went there, and they were warned not to go up because of an incoming storm. The dad didn't listen. He got his daughter killed. What an idiot.

>>936181875
Yeah? What is hot about her?

>>936180960
That was. The jew likes to place people in places based off of their names.

>>936182188
Can't point to anything specific tbh. I just think she's pretty and she seems like a fairly smart person who'll go to college and get a decent corporate job. My type is somewhat cute or mid woman with a decent IQ and overall personality as bland and normie as me.

>>936178166 (OP)
They tried several times to get the body but they finally gave up since it was a risk to others.

how could a body falling off half dome be irretrievable?

it's one of the most climbed places on earth

>>936182811
I think it fell in a crevice

>>936178166 (OP)
It's still there. Hiked there last week and everyone was taking photos. Creepy.

>>936182932
>It's still there. Hiked there last week and everyone was taking photos.
link

Where are the guys who know how to treat a woman right? emyriion

>>936178166 (OP)
Here's her basketball pic

>>936178166 (OP)
waste of fresh young snizz
her face wasn't going to age well with those nasolabial folds already showing up at 20, but her body would have been good to go for a while, especially if she kept fit by hiking
requiescas in pace, Ms. Rolloff (da mountain), i'll rub one out in your memory

>>936182965
nta

>Unable to get down to the area where his daughter lay, Rohloff had to wait three hours before rescuers were able to reach the scene and retrieve her body. After he called 911, Rohloff called down to his daughter. “Grace, I’m here. I’m not going to leave you,” he told her. “If you can hear my voice, give me a sign. I love you.”

https://www.mensjournal.com/news/yosemite-half-dome-death-last-words

>The Mariposa County coroner’s office later revealed that Rohloff died from a head fracture, SFGate reported.

https://nypost.com/2024/07/24/us-news/arizona-college-student-grace-rohloff-slips-200-feet-to-her-death-as-dad-reveals-her-chilling-final-moments/

If the coroner's office was able to determine the cause of death, then they likely had her body.

>>936183437
I like her. She's pretty imo.

>>936183454
what were her last words? ohhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeit!

>>936183510
Save me Chad!!!!

>>936178541
>Where is it? I'll give it a try if I can keep it.
Based AF.

Will be millions of guys tryna get them a real life fuckdoll.

>>936178166 (OP)
Grace Rohloff. They recovered her body. Father blames the park for not having enough rungs on the cables. Maybe don't climb in a storm pops.

>>936184379
according to one article i read, they chose that day to hike because there was a low chance of rain, and the storm rolled in suddenly and unexpectedly when they were already at altitude
either way, it's stories like this that make me think that not only are we living in a simulation, but its creators have a sense of humor
her name is Grace Rohloff and she died rolling off a mountain, probably not very gracefully
i see you god/far distant descendant programmers/aliens

>>936184799
God or the alien programmer sent her to oblivion for a giggle?

>>936178166 (OP)
>ASU
A moment of silence for the call center receptionist we've lost.

>>936184799
>Despite a ranger telling them earlier that day that a storm was impending, Jonathan recalled that the sky was clear, so the pair set off and made it to the top.

>But it was at this point where the ranger's warning came to light, as the weather turned and a heavy thunder and rain storm hit the park.

>Jonathan told SFGate: "A black cloud was rolling in like gangbusters.

>"I was like, 'We have got to get down now, because we don’t want to be up here with any rain'.

>"It rolled in literally out of nowhere."

https://www.unilad.com/news/us-news/grace-rohloff-yosemite-death-last-words-175074-20240725

That dad is doing everything he can to avoid blame for his own decisions.

>>936184943
ok kind of funny

>>936184952
>everything he can to avoid blame
I mean, can you blame him? I'd do the same thing.

>Despite a ranger telling them earlier that day that a storm was impending, Jonathan recalled that the sky was clear, so the pair set off and made it to the top.

This is like 90% of how those "extreme survival" documentaries start

It's summer, so expect at least a few of these from arizona:

>from dumb midwest state
>went hiking despite high heat warnings
>got lost and died of heat exhaustion
>deaded

>from Florida
>climbs where not supposed to
>helicopter rescue needed

>exhausted or distracted parent
>forgets kid in car
>doesn't watch closely near pool
>kid dies


why the fuck do I have to wait for long ass captcha each time. I thought you only had to do that once.

>>936178166 (OP)
That's what they get for this king a little rope and an aluminum hook will save them. Or footwear.
In either case, I could have saved her.

>>936184900
no, she was named Grace Rohloff for a giggle
she was always programmed to die
>>936184952
ah, the LADbible folks, known for accurate journalism
the ranger they supposedly spoke with is probably totally made up