20 year old Grace Rohloff dies after rolling off cliff while hiking. Due to the location, the body is not retrievable. Best caption wins.

>>936183602 (OP)
That's one solid moose knuckle.

The thing about necrophilia is I feel like it would suck if they weren't still warm. What do you do? Soak it in warm water to heat it up and then fuck it? How do you actually go about it in an enjoyable way once you have the body?

>>936183735
So are you going to go get her body then?

>>936183848
It's probably too fucked up plus I'm not that desperate. I would if I worked at a morgue or something though.

>>936183602 (OP)
"Grace Rohloff Rolls Off Cliff Gracefully"

>>936183879
Yeah I'm curious what she looks like.

>>936183908
Hahaha

>>936183602 (OP)
according to one article i read, they chose that day to hike because there was a low chance of rain, and the storm rolled in suddenly and unexpectedly when they were already at altitude
either way, it's stories like this that make me think that not only are we living in a simulation, but its creators have a sense of humor
her name is Grace Rohloff and she died rolling off a mountain, probably not very gracefully
i see you god/far distant descendant programmers/aliens

>>936183703
Kek @ this

>>936183879
>It's probably too fucked up
Naw it's not that bad