20 year old Grace Rohloff dies after rolling off a cliff while hiking. Due to the location, the body is not retrievable. Best caption wins.

>>936192940 (OP)
How do you just roll off a fuckin cliff?

>>936192967
>doesn't know how roll

It's alright, fatty.

>>936192967
I suppose it's tricky to fall down politely with good posture

Can anyone tell me where the cliff is? I don’t want some stupid EMTs playing save the day with my lifeless body and it sounds like the perfect spot!

>>936193397
Half Dome. My friend and I hiked there last week and the body is still there. It's visible but they can't reach it.

>>936192967
>How do you just roll off a fuckin cliff?
GRACEfully

>>936192940 (OP)
The body has been there since July 2024 and is a hiking destination for the macabre hikers who want to see a dead body off the trail. My friend went and saw it a few months ago.

>>936193397
https://www.yosemite.com/yosemite-mariposa-county-region/southern-yosemite/half-dome-cables/

it rained and the rock was slick

>>936194364
She had the wrong footwear.

>>936194826
DEI

>>936194272
Went and saw it in March. Not as exciting as it sounds.

>>936195064
a teenage girl who had just graduated high school died during her spring break vacation.

>>936192940 (OP)

>>936195064
What if she rolled on something sticky

>>936195799
Post pictures. I wanna see.

>>936192940 (OP)
Our hubs roll smooth.

>>936194364
Grace Slick?

>>936199898
What do you want to see exactly? What's even there by this point?

>>936200333
the graveyard shift.

>>936192940 (OP)
So you're saying there is a tight, athletic 20 year old out there whose body I can just use however I want now?

She eat poop

Why the lies /b/ ? Her body was removed 3 hours after her fall. The helicopter rescue team had to wait for the thunderstorm to pass.