but father, i wanted a big mac with extra sauce and some fries, father please

>>936208934 (OP)
>buttfather

>>936208934 (OP)
...*SLAP!*

>>936208934 (OP)
only have the special white sauce baby, now be a good girl and put your blindfold on and keep that pretty mouth open

>>936208934 (OP)
My kids think fast food is disgusting.

>>936209764
extra sausage !

>>936210691
>turns out there was no candy

>>936210797
feeding her bed time milk

>>936210142
I feel sorry for your kids being so brainwashed by your bullshit that they're not even having a good childhood. No doubt they'll grow up to be "hunters" (psychopaths who have to go out into the woods and kill every animal they can find even though there's a supermarket within five miles of their trailer home).

>>936210904
Congratulations on the most soy boy faggot comment of the day

>>936210904
Hunting is infinitely more humane than industrial slaughterhouses

>>936210904
Cool story, bro. Or, wrap your brain around this, I am a fucking fantastic cook. It's actually a point of pride amongst most southern men. I do hunt, they love my fried quail. Feral pigs are a dime a dozen, and I'd you get them in their first 6 months, you'll never eat grocery store pork again. My brother in law raises cows, so I get 1/2 a cow every year for Christmas. My daughter just turned 12, and still has no idea what commercially canned vegetables taste like. I guarantee that my 2 story plus cellar house on my 7 acres is as far from trailer park as you can get. So, I am sorry for you, anon. Sorry that you've been raised on flavorless cud for so long that it's all you know.

>>936210904
....i'm not seeing a problem with this at all

>>936208934 (OP)
NO BUTS, WILL!

>>936210904
The goyslop has never been this real.

>>936210904
>I'm so woke guys!
>I've watched Fight Club dozens of times

>>936213243
Not him but I've been woke for quite some time. This country is racist towards non-whites

>>936213293
Shalom

>>936213293
Say it. Embrace your birthright.

>>936213243
i don't know if watching fight club a dozen times makes you woke, but it definitely makes you a faggot

>>936208934 (OP)
No! The fries are for the poor man! The Big Mac is a luxury! You cannot afford such a treat! You can only have the quarter pounder with cheese and extra mustard on a bagel

>>936216255
>You can only have the quarter pounder with cheese
that was the original daughter, her tastes have matured