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Anonymous No.936213886 [Report] >>936215975 >>936217111 >>936218647
How do I get a gf if im a smelly incel?
Anonymous No.936214374 [Report] >>936216005
stop feeling sorry for yourself and just grow up. everyone around you is constantly giving you the input you need to meet their expectations. none of you fuckers were born in your final form.
Anonymous No.936214457 [Report] >>936214579
Become an alcoholic. Girls LOVE alcoholics. They can't resist them.
Anonymous No.936214579 [Report]
>>936214457
yo, that flushing of the cheeks is an aphrodisiac.
Anonymous No.936215975 [Report]
>>936213886 (OP)
become a tranny, hit on lesbians, threaten to report them for transphobia if they decline
Anonymous No.936216005 [Report]
>>936214374
>just work on yourself bro
Anonymous No.936217111 [Report]
>>936213886 (OP)
My sister is married to a neckbeard that watches anime and wears a fedora. She's a religious nut job in a cult where everyone looks like a rapist. Meanwhile, I swipe right on Tinder and meet some fat women that are nice. My sister then goes "i HaVe SeX wItH mY hUsBaNd BeCaUsE hE'S aTtRaCtIvE." She loves to make fun of my choices for women. She also shows me pictures of how she poses for being a model and always obssess about her body image. She gets really offended by men that make fun of her breast size despite being a ho on the internet.

The fat women might not look the greatest, but they aren't absolute cunts like my sister. I feel like they're prime for fat incels
Anonymous No.936218647 [Report]
>>936213886 (OP)
i don't think incels are smelly or anything