Thread 936232329

Pay your respects to the first American to die while texting and driving.

>>936232329 (OP)
Final text?

>>936232329 (OP)
Why do you keep spamming this thread?

>>936232458
I love making fun of people who die in stupid ways.

>>936232329 (OP)
This happened way back in ‘83 Crazy

>>936232564
Oh, I thought you were having an autistic obsession.

>>936232564
Do you also do the thread with the girl in puddle of blood from motorcycle accident?

>>936232617
Naw but I'm probably not above doing that.

>>936232601
Yeah. I have autism. You haven’t put together all the other threads I make? Mom got me a 4chan pass not too long ago.

>>936232677
Knowing that I share a mental state with you is kinda gross, I mean you're retarded enough to get a 4chan pass.

>>936232677
>Autism
Nice! Make op pic into a meme I can share. You can feel important knowing you created the meme I spam

On August 29, 2007, Danny Oates was killed by a young driver of a car, allegedly texting while driving. The defense had argued that driver Jeffrey Woods had possibly suffered a seizure during the time of the accident.

>>936232702
I didn’t get it. My mom got it for me.

>>936232873
Same difference, you accepted it and lost any shred of respect for yourself and ensured that no one else could ever respect you as well.

>>936232899
I didn’t ask for it. My mom got it for me.

>>936232969
You accepted it anon, that is bad enough.

>>936232849
No retard a meme about how she died

>>936233015
It makes 4chan posting easier. Why is what I do a problem for you?

>>936233252
You paid for 4chan anon, in its current ruined state you paid for it and rewarded the people fucking it up.
You for one welcome the Jannie overlords who hate you.

>>936233308
Kek better. Keep going

>>936233299
I didn’t purchase anything. My mom got it for me. I have no beef with the janitorial staff, in fact I’ve never been to 4chan headquarters.

>>936233337
You accepted it getting purchased for you, which is the same as paying for 4chan on your own accord.
The jannies are what the moderators are called here.

>>936233391
Why would I not accept a gift that makes my life easier?
I’ve never needed a moderator. I believe in free speech.

>>936233417
Better!!! Moar. Does the text have to be so large lol

>>936233439
This is so sad, you don't get it at all. You've corrupted yourself and you are unaware of it.

>>936233524
I fail to see your point.

>>936233599
I know, it makes me pity you.

>>936233640
Well, I hope you’re able to resolve your problems.

>>936233629
I like it. Keep them coming and maybe I'll use a few for my spamming efforts

>>936233663
Right now my problem is your lack of understanding, which I fear can't be fixed.

>>936233702
Did you want me to ask my mom if she’ll get you one too?
She thinks it’s great I’m “finally getting out and socializing.”
Although, it’s not quite accurate as I’m not actually going anywhere but cyber space.
Anyway, I am socializing and that is a step forward.

>>936233800
>Did you want me to ask my mom if she’ll get you one too?
I'd rather receive a running kick to the groin from someone wearing steel capped boots.
Giving this place money, even the money of someone else is not a mark I want on my conscience.

>>936233644
More funny memes I can post of her please. I used one on /int already

>>936233902
Better get used to the bots then!

>>936234181
The bots that you pay for you mean?

>>936232329 (OP)
I asked AI to create one

>>936234792
Noice. Moar AI memes!

Won't Jews take me to
JANNIETOWWWWN


I have this weird obsession with words. I'm kinda embarrassed but I think it started with drugs. All I did was a Vyvanse once. And also a Xanax once. But IDK I been making up words like crazy for years. Just IDK trying to connect words n shit and then making new concepts. Rn the word town has been on my mind like I'm in crackheadland which is IDK lazy to say but that's precisely where I am. And obviously a town is a location of some thing so I started thinking about niggertown and people shorten town to ton so I looked up niggerton and yep it's a word people used and a real place