Thread 936238776 - /b/ [Archived: 821 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:20:11 PM No.936238776
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>"Anon, your cousin just made Lt. Colonel"
>meanwhile I'm still at this warehouse, hated by my coworkers and not even full-time
Life comes at you fast.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:29:03 PM No.936239049
>>936238776 (OP)
>made lieutenant Colonel

translation:; He flushed his life down a toilet, and they only thing he got out of the deal was a worthless imaginary 'badge of Honor'
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:32:07 PM No.936239141
even an Amazon Flex driver makes more money than him, and I'm not talking about real Amazon employees...

nope... I'm talking about Amazon FLEX
It's kind of like DoorDash or something, where ANYBODY with a car can deliver Amazon packages...

and earn a lot more money than the old lieutenant Colonel

But at least he has that title. at least he has that 'rank', right?

after all, after flushing your life down the toilet of the military, being told that you're special is more important than money, right?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:56:36 PM No.936239942
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>>936238776 (OP)
Shaniqua Washington unironically makes MUCH more money than a Lt Col with her Door Dash gig...

......... a LOT more

and Shaniqua doesn't even do the work. she makes one of her 7 kids ride along, and get out of the car, to do all the deliveries, while she listens to rap music
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:59:14 PM No.936240020
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>>936238776 (OP)