at first my girlfriend was shaming me for having a small dick, and then this other girl was saying something about it, and it's like....okay then, i guess that's the end of that. i can't even be with girls anymore because i have a small dick. that's nice, isn't it? yeah, real nice....

shame her right back for having stupid looking tits. tell her to wear a bra when you fuck so you don't have to look at them because they're so weird and fucked up.