>>936241175The most important facet of dickfarting is to know your limits. Over-inflating the bladder can rupture it and cause severe, life-long injuries that will not only impact your daily routine but completely destroy your capacity for any dickfarting.
Many professionals will use an air compressor to inflate their bladder, but this is only after years of training and practice under a veteran dickfarter. Less experienced persons should use a turkey baster or bicycle pump so they can better gauge just how much they can hold.
Another thing I should touch on is to use common sense when hearing rumors about various stunts in dickfarting. For example, there have been videos of 'flaming dickfarts' in which flammable gas is pumped into the urethra and bladder, then expelled and ignited. While this sounds flashy and impressive, the introduction of toxic chemicals to the urethra is a very dangerous prospect in itself, much more so if the gas ignited too quickly. Having your bladder burned from the inside out is not only horribly painful but embarrassing, and will ruin your ability to quofe (dickfart).
Another rumor floating around is that injecting air along with bubble solution will allow you to dickfart bubbles. This is only technically true in the most minor sense- you might produce some froth and spatter from your meatus, but the idea of blowing large bubbles is purely fiction. In addition, the pain that comes with bubble solution coming in contact with the urethral lining will likely leave you incapacitated to the point you'll be doing nothing but screaming and whimpering while pissing air, urine, and bubble solution everywhere. The most refined professional quofers always use a bubble wand to blow bubbles and never introduce bubble solution to the urethra.
One final subject I would like to touch on is aftercare for your urethra. It is important to drink plenty of clear water and urinate- despite any burning- to flush out any bacteria or foreign particles.