Thread 936240684 - /b/ [Archived: 800 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:17:58 PM No.936240684
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>pulls up next to you at the urinal
What do!?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:20:15 PM No.936240778
>Nice dick bro
Then rape... Or get raped, we'll cockfight this out
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:24:15 PM No.936240924
>>936240684 (OP)
Probably blush und Stare, wishing to suck her dick
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:37:03 PM No.936241360
>>936240684 (OP)
>Next to
>Cease urination midstream
>Move one further away, muttering about urinal etiquette
>Resume peeing whilst refusing to make eye contact
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:43:35 PM No.936241604
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>>936240684 (OP)
Replies: >>936242158
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:47:12 PM No.936241710
>>936240924
this
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:00:10 PM No.936242158
>>936241604
i hope you can come to terms with your love for penis
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:58:29 PM No.936244450
>>936240684 (OP)
Would.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:28:43 PM No.936245733
>>936240684 (OP)
Fart.
Belch.
Leave.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:31:13 PM No.936245837
>>936240684 (OP)
I go pee. Wash my hands. Leave.
Wait at the bar for them.
Buy them a drink.
Say i was really impressed by their cock.
Flirt. Give blowjob. Get married. Be happy in life, finally.
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Gungame
6/25/2025, 9:32:33 PM No.936245903
>>936240684 (OP)
Be a gentleman and let them go first of course
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:35:54 PM No.936246042
>>936240684 (OP)
I would educate her on the difference between there and they're
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:36:59 PM No.936246093
>>936240684 (OP)
why would she be using a urinal? wouldn't she just go to a stall and sit down to pee like a normal person? urinals are for brutes.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:38:28 PM No.936246160
>>936240684 (OP)
No, most people just want him to hang himself. Dudes gonna regret everything when he hits 25-30 and looks straight up like a dude in drag
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:38:35 PM No.936246166
>>936240684 (OP)
Finish pissing and leave. No one is hitting on me in the restroom.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:41:23 PM No.936246283
>>936246042
>they're, youre goofin right?
Allow me to educate you.
There = location
They're = They are
Their = ownership
It should be "republican women really want me in the mens restroom with their husbands"
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:45:42 PM No.936246454
>>936246283
>cant even greentext properly
>thinks he know's grammar better than me, whom has a phd in english literature
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:55:30 PM No.936246818
>>936240684 (OP)
There is more than 95% chance no man would get turned on by summer_dirx while they share a bathroom, so, no significant risk is posed.
Unlike the other way around, where 75% of "them" being sexually attracted to the very gender whom "they" want to share toiletry with.
>This leaves less than ¼, or 23%, of transgender survey respondents identifying as straight. Trans people who are straight—trans women who are only romantically and sexually interested in men and trans men who are only romantically and sexually interested in women—are often also incredible allies to lesbian, gay, bisexual and queer folks. - Wonky Wednesday: Trans People and Sexual Orientation June 5, 2013
Dated, yes, but doesn't change the the fact, he enters female bathrooms, he's getting erect. Fin
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:05:36 PM No.936247236
urinal trolling
urinal trolling
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>>936241360
this
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:14:13 PM No.936247570
>>936245837
Best answer
Replies: >>936248179
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:30:44 PM No.936248179
>>936247570
Thanks anon.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:35:44 PM No.936248354
>>936240684 (OP)
kneel between her and the urinal and open my mouth
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:55:52 PM No.936249171
>>936241360
There are only two urinals.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:56:35 PM No.936251585
>>936240684 (OP)
Hey nice cock bro *continues pissing* OH SHI- *trips and sucks the dick*