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Anonymous No.936240684 [Report] >>936240924 >>936241360 >>936241604 >>936244450 >>936245733 >>936245837 >>936245903 >>936246042 >>936246093 >>936246160 >>936246166 >>936246818 >>936248354 >>936251585
>pulls up next to you at the urinal
What do!?
Anonymous No.936240778 [Report]
>Nice dick bro
Then rape... Or get raped, we'll cockfight this out
Anonymous No.936240924 [Report] >>936241710
>>936240684 (OP)
Probably blush und Stare, wishing to suck her dick
Anonymous No.936241360 [Report] >>936247236 >>936249171
>>936240684 (OP)
>Next to
>Cease urination midstream
>Move one further away, muttering about urinal etiquette
>Resume peeing whilst refusing to make eye contact
Anonymous No.936241604 [Report] >>936242158
>>936240684 (OP)
Anonymous No.936241710 [Report]
>>936240924
this
Anonymous No.936242158 [Report]
>>936241604
i hope you can come to terms with your love for penis
Anonymous No.936244450 [Report]
>>936240684 (OP)
Would.
Anonymous No.936245733 [Report]
>>936240684 (OP)
Fart.
Belch.
Leave.
Anonymous No.936245837 [Report] >>936247570
>>936240684 (OP)
I go pee. Wash my hands. Leave.
Wait at the bar for them.
Buy them a drink.
Say i was really impressed by their cock.
Flirt. Give blowjob. Get married. Be happy in life, finally.
Gungame No.936245903 [Report]
>>936240684 (OP)
Be a gentleman and let them go first of course
Anonymous No.936246042 [Report] >>936246283
>>936240684 (OP)
I would educate her on the difference between there and they're
Anonymous No.936246093 [Report]
>>936240684 (OP)
why would she be using a urinal? wouldn't she just go to a stall and sit down to pee like a normal person? urinals are for brutes.
Anonymous No.936246160 [Report]
>>936240684 (OP)
No, most people just want him to hang himself. Dudes gonna regret everything when he hits 25-30 and looks straight up like a dude in drag
Anonymous No.936246166 [Report]
>>936240684 (OP)
Finish pissing and leave. No one is hitting on me in the restroom.
Anonymous No.936246283 [Report] >>936246454
>>936246042
>they're, youre goofin right?
Allow me to educate you.
There = location
They're = They are
Their = ownership
It should be "republican women really want me in the mens restroom with their husbands"
Anonymous No.936246454 [Report]
>>936246283
>cant even greentext properly
>thinks he know's grammar better than me, whom has a phd in english literature
Anonymous No.936246818 [Report]
>>936240684 (OP)
There is more than 95% chance no man would get turned on by summer_dirx while they share a bathroom, so, no significant risk is posed.
Unlike the other way around, where 75% of "them" being sexually attracted to the very gender whom "they" want to share toiletry with.
>This leaves less than ¼, or 23%, of transgender survey respondents identifying as straight. Trans people who are straight—trans women who are only romantically and sexually interested in men and trans men who are only romantically and sexually interested in women—are often also incredible allies to lesbian, gay, bisexual and queer folks. - Wonky Wednesday: Trans People and Sexual Orientation June 5, 2013
Dated, yes, but doesn't change the the fact, he enters female bathrooms, he's getting erect. Fin
Anonymous No.936247236 [Report]
>>936241360
this
Anonymous No.936247570 [Report] >>936248179
>>936245837
Best answer
Anonymous No.936248179 [Report]
>>936247570
Thanks anon.
Anonymous No.936248354 [Report]
>>936240684 (OP)
kneel between her and the urinal and open my mouth
Anonymous No.936249171 [Report]
>>936241360
There are only two urinals.
Anonymous No.936251585 [Report]
>>936240684 (OP)
Hey nice cock bro *continues pissing* OH SHI- *trips and sucks the dick*