remember if a male says he is going to play Air Soft he is going to forest to kiss his homies

>>936241411 (OP)
simply cut it.

>>936241411 (OP)
Fuck... I played air soft wrong

>>936241411 (OP)
I've played Air Soft in the forest many times and it never turned into me kissing my homies or any of my homies kissing each other.
We just played war.

>>936241411 (OP)
I have always suspected this. Air softers are possibly the gayest people ever.

>>936241590
We can change that ;3

>>936241854
The vape enthusiasts want their stolen title back anon.

>>936241895
They lost it fair and square. At least they don't get dressed up in special outfits to vape.

>>936242178
>At least they don't get dressed up in special outfits to vape.
Why would you lie like that?
They might not have a specific uniform, but they always look like a hipster version of the subculture they hail from.
They vape fruit flavors and burp semen, which makes them more gay than Air Softers.

>>936242265
The gayest possible thing about softers is that, despite spending hundreds on fake guns, they tend to be very adamant nogunz. The ones that aren't are pure cringe at the range.

>>936241411 (OP)
Or the park.

>>936243150
You just want to fuck Air Soft guys, don'tcha anon.

>>936243506
There's actual traps in this world that play with real guns. Why would I want to fuck some dipshit gravy SEAL larper?

>>936243667
So that is a yes, but you want them to pretend to be girls.

>>936243770
Not air softers. Gun bunny traps are pretty much the only exception to my straightness, and they barely even exist. So, no.

i desperately need some cute boys to kiss...

>>936244175
geh

>>936244175
Man, have you sure come to the wrong place, then.

>>936244231
>>936244307
can i kiss you two? :3

>>936244339
No. I'm not cute. At all.

>>936244339
Nah. I am cute as a button, but I don't want to kiss you.

>>936244424
we could make you cute :3 would you like that?

>>936244464
uoh why :(

>>936244543
I'm not into you.

>>936244560
but y not :(

>>936244467
Physically impossible. I'm next level ugly. No pictures of my face have ever been posted online tier ugly. Children literally cry.

>>936241411 (OP)
Why do you gotta dress up and run around the woods to do that though?

>>936244721
i would still kiss you :3

>>936245060
Yeah, yeah, and laugh and tell all your friends about it. Sorry. That trick doesn't work on me anymore.

>>936245273
i have no friends dummy. you just sound like you'd be real fun to kiss hehe

>>936245386
Heard that before, too. I'm not.

>>936245529
you're starting to make me think that you just don't wanna kiss me :c

>>936245679
It's like you guys all read from the same script. I'm not getting humiliated again.

>>936245776
do you wanna tell me what happened anon? you seem a little traumatized from this event. maybe talking about it could help c:

>>936245900
It won't. Have fun with your thread, though.

>>936246076
it's not my thread... maybe it won't but would you wanna do it anyway? i would like to listen.

I play airsoft with girls in a warehouse.

>>936244635
You're just some rando wishing for boy kisses anon, I know nothing about you beyond that and because of that I feel no attraction towards you.

>>936246597
i bet you'd feel some attraction after we kissed :3

>>936246132
Not that anon, but perhaps if you weren't so hung up on how ugly you think you are, someone might want to kiss you because of the personality that resides in your head.
It's rather rare for adults to act like middle school mean girls/boys like you fear that they might do.

>>936246631
I don't kiss before attraction has been established.

>>936246702
you replied to the wrong person i think...
>>936246715
but i thought gays were all supposed to be sluts... :c

>>936246841
>but i thought gays were all supposed to be sluts... :c
Oh yeah, I get that a lot as a bi dude, especially from gay guys. But alas I am inclined towards monogamy and I'm not fond of casual sex.

>>936246925
unfortunate... one day i will find a cute boy to smother with kisses.

>>936241411 (OP)
>to kiss his homies
what about the thrill of the stinging impact of plastic bullets on tender and vulnerable bare flesh?
airsoft is for bdsm, not kissing

>>936247428
What's your disc?

>>936248096
oh, are you a cute boy? would you maybe wanna give yours instead? i kinda don't like posting it here.