Barq's is objectively the best soda.

it's bang's

>>936245611 (OP)
I know.

>>936246155
han solo's preferred brand of root beer

Does she speak spanish?

>>936245611 (OP)
Its soda, but it's beer

>>936246208
*wry smile while bombs fall outside*

>>936245611 (OP)
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang (bang)
Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang
It all started with the big bang
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang
It all started with the big bang

>>936245611 (OP)
digits
north of me there is made a root-beer that is better than any other on earth
cant recall the name but its outstanding
for store-bought rb, sure barq's is great
but if you tried the handcrafted one im referring to youd see the light too fren

>>936245611 (OP)
You clearly don't know what the word "objectively" means.

>>936245611 (OP)
For me, it's real sugar Dr. Pepper. I also very much like Oliet Bangs too.