Story time - /b/ (#936247106) [Archived: 792 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:02:11 PM No.936247106
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So here’s an amusing true story titled: Before Onlyfans, Girls Did It For Fun!

In 2013, I got back from Afghanistan with a stack of deployment cash and moved to Tallahassee, where my super cute, borderline hot girlfriend—let’s call her Sarah, a fake name—was a sophomore at Florida State, in a mid-tier sorority of rich South Florida girls. Sarah had DD tits and was living her college life. I rented an apartment to chill, getting blown nightly by my 20-year-old girlfriend that lacked a gag reflex. I’d always been into naked pictures, posing her to make them artsy, or so I thought. Sarah, an art minor from an art magnet high school, was excited to be the subject and help plan shots. She’d get drunk at bars, come home, and do my wild ideas. Her art background shone in my favorite shots of her smoking cigarettes—she looked innocent, not the type for Marlboros. No one knew.

Things escalated when Sarah got into coke, taking it to another level. We posted her smoking pics on fetish forums, and she chatted with random dudes online. She set up a FetLife profile, showing off more. When I was away for Army gigs, she’d sext strangers, and I’d read her hot messages. It got wilder—she almost met sketchy “photographers,” and shit slid. By 2016, we’d moved to her hometown; she was doing lots of coke, promoting her hottest photos for fun since OnlyFans didn’t exist. She considered more to make money. I saw her as entertainment, not my girlfriend from 2011. She cheated while I worked out of town, and we ended. I wished I’d seen her go big—her innocent look was perfect for any amateur porn shoot. I wanted to see those tits bounce, though she wasn’t marriage material. Craziest? No one suspected she sucked and fucked like a champ, smoked, did coke off my dick because it was hot, and lived like a porn star. What could have been?
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Jim Davies
6/25/2025, 10:30:29 PM No.936248170
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>>936247106 (OP)
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang (bang)
Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang
It all started with the big bang
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang
It all started with the big bang
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:31:39 PM No.936248214
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Tl:dr
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:26:09 PM No.936250421
It blows my mind that no one gives a fuck about this but will comment a million times on pictures of actual shit.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:43:55 PM No.936251094
i read your story but not sure what reaction you expect
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:04:01 AM No.936251843
I have no fucking idea what I expected.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:43:17 AM No.936253497
I think the type of girls that would do any of this for “fun” rather than today’s OF money have gone just about extinct.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:52:12 AM No.936253929
>>936251843
thank you for sharing this story
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:04:03 AM No.936254417
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Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint. emyzeth
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:41:49 AM No.936256044
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Thank your for your service!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:51:15 AM No.936258830
I guess the fact that most women 40 and under have considered selling feet pics AT MINIMUM makes this story less notable.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:50:43 AM No.936261255
50+ have considered it