Did you know that if you are mailing a letter to a friend and take a red sharpie and write, "FUCK THE US POSTAL SERVICE" on the envelope the white roastie with a nose ring at the counter at the post office pretending to work won't take the envelope? They will refuse. I think she started going into convulsions when I was leaving. It was really funny. I guess you just had to be there.

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