my younger brother is a complete scrub, it's hard to imagine someone like this could even be a real person....literally everything he says to me (or anyone, really) is either directly or indirectly about conspiracy theories and their implications....all he does all day is play call of duty and yell at his TV like a retard....he hasn't had a job in quite a while and refuses to get one....how do you even help someone like this?

>>936326809 (OP)
>how do you even help someone like this?

I don't know. But I know how you could make me happy:

Letting me eat your ass.

>>936326809 (OP)

>>936327028
dig in, ya little bitch

>>936327407
>ya little bitch

Hot. But are u trying to be rude? You don't like me anymore?

>>936327481
i love you boo

>>936327775
I love you too

>>936326809 (OP)
m

>>936327980
if you loved me you would let me shove my cock meat down your esophagus

>>936329086
>my younger brother is a complete scrub
this, if a guy isn't interested in at least 10% of the woman you're talking with, he is not a real man.

>>936329762
But I'd let you. That's why I love you.

>>936330790
let's swap saliva under the oak tree and throw rocks at birds

>>936331201
I want to sniff your balls.

>>936331286
*plops balls on your face*