Sex with nuri, Sex with Tribchan, sex with PAanon. I'm gonna have sex with every /b/ femanon and (you) can't stop me.

>>936327573 (OP)
What about me? :(

Glad Im not on that list lol

>>936330152
not OP but I would sex you vchan

>>936332408

>>936327573 (OP)
Fuck off namefag niggers

>>936334350
you know you would love the 2 minutes of intense sweaty pleasure you're just too scared to admit it.

>>936330152
>>936334350
>>936334483
I want to have sex with you.

>>936334483
Cry about it

>>936334655
2 minutes? I think youre giving yourself too much credit there buddy

>>936336294
you're probably right I'm very attracted to redhead milfs i'd probably cum in my pants and im not ashamed to admit it

>>936327573 (OP)
Nobody will have sex with you fucking retard

I just want to fill PAanon with so much cum that her ovaries explode.

I want to take every femanon and do gorilla style Forward 4 Somersaults ½ Twist in Pike Position followed into a Flèche with a Compound Riposte in Octave style sex with them.

>>936336294
vchan post yourself in a sun dress please i need it for research purposes

>>936336294
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang (bang)
Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang
It all started with the big bang
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang
It all started with the big bang

>>936336690
Lol I actually dod encounter a guy in the past who literally came as SOON as he put it in.
That was the only time I ever considered sex ever being bad lol

>>936337238
I do love wearing sundresses but no can do.
Firstly, I dont wanna contribute to your "research"
And secondly I literally dont even have a full length mirror to take a selfie with lol

>>936337344
im just messing with you, but i do want to put it in and move it in and out 3 times just sayin.

Looking for someone who knows how to spoil me. emaquiie

I’d fuck Nuri endlessly

Whoa

>>936336982
Are you into fat trailer whores with black boyfriends?

>>936340484
Yes

>>936327573 (OP)
Who

>>936343238
anon is a schizo

>>936338478
i'd jam it so far up nuris hole it would come out her other hole

>>936343514
How?

>>936340956
Oh ok

>>936340484
She’s not even fat

Jelq

does that include me? :3

>>936348367
No

>>936348367

nuri

>>936349479
What

Scaredy cat

hai everpony

anyone can just type words

>>936353255
Except for people without hands, moron

>>936353341
I can tell if you're toe typing.

>>936353378
I ain’t got no limbs

>>936338478
I too have a crush on nuri

>>936353533
Me first

Vchan

we're taking vchan and tying her nipples to nuris nipples and then forcing them into a tug of war scenario.

>>936355035
I want to see Vchan and Nuri wrestle

Canadian cowgirl vs LA cholo

PAanon isn’t real

>>936327573 (OP)
You know females have poopy butts right?? Like, not only do they fart, but the POOP from there too!!

>>936357331
Poop is stored in the buttcheeks

Yes

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