Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:54:13 AM No.936350381
I killed my girlfriend's cat by accident. I ran over it with my car. What can I do to save my relationship?
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Thread 936350381 - /b/ [Archived: 839 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:26:10 AM No.936351534
>>936350381 (OP)
If it was by accident, why would the relationship need to be saved? She might resent you short term but if she resents you long term for something that was an accident she is not a keeper. Man up and tell the truth
If it was by accident, why would the relationship need to be saved? She might resent you short term but if she resents you long term for something that was an accident she is not a keeper. Man up and tell the truth
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:27:16 AM No.936351582
>>936350381 (OP)
joe biden did it. never admit guilt
joe biden did it. never admit guilt
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:33:32 AM No.936353717
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:35:22 AM No.936353776
>>936350381 (OP)
do you live in Springfield?
do you live in Springfield?
NotAVGN
6/28/2025, 5:42:12 AM No.936353996
>>936350381 (OP)
Easy.
You cut contact. Pack your shit up, legally change your name to Peter Zahut. Move to a new state. Start a new life in Dallas, Mackinac Island, or somewhere in rural Wisconsin.
Make new friends. Bring your neighbors quiche. Or cake. Or pie. Whatever it is you can bake quickly and efficiently so you stay in their good graces. If you don't know how to bake, take up the new hobby.
Become a stand-up citizen in your new town. Help old ladies cross the street. Start a dog walking business. Build your empire. Introduce yourself to everyone you meet as "Pete." Be the man your father would have wanted you to be. A purebred gentleman.
And when your now forgotten ex finally manages to scrape and scrounge for information on your whereabouts, asking around for years, trying to get answers on what happened to poor Mittens, she manages to get a phone number.
>"Hello, this is Pete Zahut. How can I help you today?"
Easy.
You cut contact. Pack your shit up, legally change your name to Peter Zahut. Move to a new state. Start a new life in Dallas, Mackinac Island, or somewhere in rural Wisconsin.
Make new friends. Bring your neighbors quiche. Or cake. Or pie. Whatever it is you can bake quickly and efficiently so you stay in their good graces. If you don't know how to bake, take up the new hobby.
Become a stand-up citizen in your new town. Help old ladies cross the street. Start a dog walking business. Build your empire. Introduce yourself to everyone you meet as "Pete." Be the man your father would have wanted you to be. A purebred gentleman.
And when your now forgotten ex finally manages to scrape and scrounge for information on your whereabouts, asking around for years, trying to get answers on what happened to poor Mittens, she manages to get a phone number.
>"Hello, this is Pete Zahut. How can I help you today?"
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:44:51 AM No.936354081
>>936353996
i was expecting to see a dinosaur in the final stretch, but you surprised me and made me proud of what you've become
i was expecting to see a dinosaur in the final stretch, but you surprised me and made me proud of what you've become
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ageru
6/28/2025, 5:49:01 AM No.936354223
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:49:50 AM No.936354247
>>936351582
Ancient maganese secret for dealing with guilty conscience. Very potent
Ancient maganese secret for dealing with guilty conscience. Very potent
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:52:30 AM No.936354337
>>936353996
Oh hey I remember you from that thread with the underage Asian girl before it got nuked.
Oh hey I remember you from that thread with the underage Asian girl before it got nuked.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:55:47 AM No.936354441
>>936350381 (OP)
You come clean and take her to get a new cat. What more can you do? Either that or you go low and if nobody saw you you dispose of the body far away and play dumb. Cats go missing all the time.
You come clean and take her to get a new cat. What more can you do? Either that or you go low and if nobody saw you you dispose of the body far away and play dumb. Cats go missing all the time.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:58:27 AM No.936354530
>>936354365
Idk but it’s the only place I’ve seen you before. That thread was sus. You’re calling dude Newfag but either you’re new or your handle is.
Idk but it’s the only place I’ve seen you before. That thread was sus. You’re calling dude Newfag but either you’re new or your handle is.
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NotAVGN
6/28/2025, 6:03:17 AM No.936354683
>>936354530
The handle is.
I've been signing on to this godforsaken shithole for over two decades. The handle is only there because I started making new threads where I've been drinking Rolling Rock, and it's an "inside joke" for AVGN fans.
The handle is.
I've been signing on to this godforsaken shithole for over two decades. The handle is only there because I started making new threads where I've been drinking Rolling Rock, and it's an "inside joke" for AVGN fans.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:05:15 AM No.936354753
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NotAVGN
6/28/2025, 6:10:44 AM No.936354947
>>936354753
Whatever helps you sleep at night, nig nog.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, nig nog.