Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:06:56 AM No.936387319
>$260 billion
>marry this
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>marry this
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Thread 936387319 - /b/ [Archived: 653 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:19:56 AM No.936387705
>>936387319 (OP)
You'd think with all that money he could have had them make him a better shagbot - that thing looks like a melted waxwork.
>pic unrelated
You'd think with all that money he could have had them make him a better shagbot - that thing looks like a melted waxwork.
>pic unrelated
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:22:52 AM No.936387800
>>936387705
and you know what's even funnier? this is her ex-husband's new gf. she did him the biggest favor ever LMFAO
and you know what's even funnier? this is her ex-husband's new gf. she did him the biggest favor ever LMFAO
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:23:11 AM No.936387811
I kinda get it.
Sometimes a guy just wants to enjoy a bimbo with bolt-ons. And she’s latina so you know she is happy to lick his ass.
His ex wife was a regular smart skinny relatively plain white lady. This is clearly the opposite of that
Sometimes a guy just wants to enjoy a bimbo with bolt-ons. And she’s latina so you know she is happy to lick his ass.
His ex wife was a regular smart skinny relatively plain white lady. This is clearly the opposite of that
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:27:36 AM No.936387949
>>936387811
She's a fucking goblin, I wouldn't touch her with a stick. Do you know how many crazy hot Latinas there are on the planet? And he picks the ugliest one possible?
Bezos is mentally ill.
She's a fucking goblin, I wouldn't touch her with a stick. Do you know how many crazy hot Latinas there are on the planet? And he picks the ugliest one possible?
Bezos is mentally ill.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:30:14 AM No.936388034
>>936387319 (OP)
It's a man, he wanted a tranny and it's 2025 now so he married a tranny, pretty simple. I do question why he chose such an ugly tranny but hey when you're mentally ill and have too much money, this is what happens some times
It's a man, he wanted a tranny and it's 2025 now so he married a tranny, pretty simple. I do question why he chose such an ugly tranny but hey when you're mentally ill and have too much money, this is what happens some times
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:31:45 AM No.936388081
>>936387811
she's old, dried-up and disgusting - old women are awful fucks - the sexual equivalent of eating rotting meat - he's ludicrously rich and could have any woman he wants, because women will do lterally anythnig for money
It's such a *massively* Beta move to marry that bogged-out old hag
>so rich; still a loser
she's old, dried-up and disgusting - old women are awful fucks - the sexual equivalent of eating rotting meat - he's ludicrously rich and could have any woman he wants, because women will do lterally anythnig for money
It's such a *massively* Beta move to marry that bogged-out old hag
>so rich; still a loser
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:30:17 AM No.936390246
>>936387319 (OP)
Proof that money can't buy taste
Proof that money can't buy taste
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:47:57 AM No.936390873
>>936387811
>you know she is happy to lick his ass.
>>936388081
>women will do literally anything for money
I think this explains it. She’s a plastic bimbo who has screwed up her body and won’t age well, but I bet she’ll do ANYTHING to and for Jeff Bezos.
>you know she is happy to lick his ass.
>>936388081
>women will do literally anything for money
I think this explains it. She’s a plastic bimbo who has screwed up her body and won’t age well, but I bet she’ll do ANYTHING to and for Jeff Bezos.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:51:54 AM No.936391047
>>936387319 (OP)
would
would
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:52:09 AM No.936391059
>>936387319 (OP)
she knows where the bodies are buried
she knows where the bodies are buried
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:24:28 AM No.936392333
Feeling a bit bored today... anyone wanna brighten my day?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:51:42 AM No.936393212
Musk tasted amber heards pussy. Benzos has to fuck leathery bogged goblina.
Tesla won.
Tesla won.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:57:34 AM No.936393398
>>936387319 (OP)
maybe he's a fan of the Doctor Who reboot
maybe he's a fan of the Doctor Who reboot
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:00:50 AM No.936393505
>>936388081
>could have any woman he wants
if he wanted an old woman, he should have gone for Melinda Gates just as a power move on Bill
sorta like, hey buddy, there's a new gazillionaire in town... and in your woman!
>could have any woman he wants
if he wanted an old woman, he should have gone for Melinda Gates just as a power move on Bill
sorta like, hey buddy, there's a new gazillionaire in town... and in your woman!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:52:22 AM No.936394939
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:58:36 AM No.936395105
like he can't fuck any slut on twitch whenever he decides
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:03:03 AM No.936395283
She must have some incredible stuff on him
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:07:43 AM No.936395463
>>936387319 (OP)
I can’t figure his getting married. All that money and all the women he could have.
Maybe it’s a legacy thing, I have no idea but still. smh
I can’t figure his getting married. All that money and all the women he could have.
Maybe it’s a legacy thing, I have no idea but still. smh