so /b/ get this.
>go out to walk
>man life is such a stupid thing
>grab some drinks and go about my life while being followed stalked spied on attack etc...
ANYWAYS
>it starts PISSING RAIN i mean pouring fucking rain
>cant get my phone to work screen is drenched im soaked and stranded since i cant call an uber

>the last thought i remember before waking up to an entirely new day

man life really sucks
i dont want to be here

>i blacked out from that moment half way across the city with the power of total despair i managed to leave my body fully

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>936391862 (OP)
You should become a masked vigilante who exclusively rapes homeless people

>>936391954
i would if this is what drove me yet in all honesty people repulse me like you wouldn't believe

>>936392151
It's not easy bieng the rape knight. It takes sacrifice.

>>936392151
Your superhero name could be Hatefuck.

>>936392460
hmm i could kidnap kids do you know where i can find some?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again