Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:35:40 AM No.936392727
>whats his superpower?
>"everything lol"
Wow what a great character
>"everything lol"
Wow what a great character
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:13:56 AM No.936395707
Yeah he's really kind of a silly character. I know what they say about guys knowing guys better than women knowing guys and superman is a guy. I bet he does a he super blowie. Like the best windy ever. Lotta spit. Smacking the tongue with it. Sucking the taint. Whole nine yards. I bet his face looks like it got dragged through a slobber filled swimming pool by the end of it.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:38:23 AM No.936396584
>>936392727 (OP)
Superman doesn't resonate to most audiences because the story of Superman is fundamentally a Jewish myth.
Every other superhero has to become the hero with a super power. Batman, Spiderman, etc. E.g. Peter Parker's alter ego is Spiderman.
For Superman, his alter ego is a human, Clark Kent.
Peter Parker becomes Spiderman, while Superman *is* Superman.
The story of Superman is that he is an alien that crash lands on Earth and saves the world by being himself i.e. being Superman.
The Jewish religion's mission statement is called Tikkun Olam which means Jews are the "chosen people" separate from all other people (much like aliens) and that the Jews are here to save the world.
The writers of Superman was Jerry Siegal and Joseph Shuster
From Wikipedia "Jerry Siegel was born in Cleveland, Ohio, the youngest of six children of Jewish immigrants from the Russian Empire"
Joseph Shuster was born in Toronto, to a Jewish family
Superman doesn't resonate to most audiences because the story of Superman is fundamentally a Jewish myth.
Every other superhero has to become the hero with a super power. Batman, Spiderman, etc. E.g. Peter Parker's alter ego is Spiderman.
For Superman, his alter ego is a human, Clark Kent.
Peter Parker becomes Spiderman, while Superman *is* Superman.
The story of Superman is that he is an alien that crash lands on Earth and saves the world by being himself i.e. being Superman.
The Jewish religion's mission statement is called Tikkun Olam which means Jews are the "chosen people" separate from all other people (much like aliens) and that the Jews are here to save the world.
The writers of Superman was Jerry Siegal and Joseph Shuster
From Wikipedia "Jerry Siegel was born in Cleveland, Ohio, the youngest of six children of Jewish immigrants from the Russian Empire"
Joseph Shuster was born in Toronto, to a Jewish family
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:43:21 AM No.936396743
>>936396584
At a fundamental psychological level, Jews are dead wrong about humanity and religion.
This is why they've been kicked out of over 110 countries.
This is why Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud split.
This is why Muslims hate Jews.
This is why Christians hate Jews.
This is why remote jungle tribes in Guatemala hate Jews.
At a fundamental psychological level, Jews are dead wrong about humanity and religion.
This is why they've been kicked out of over 110 countries.
This is why Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud split.
This is why Muslims hate Jews.
This is why Christians hate Jews.
This is why remote jungle tribes in Guatemala hate Jews.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:24:05 AM No.936398193
>>936392727 (OP)
>Wow what a great character
Original plus some old age superman and some of the animated versions are better.
>Wow what a great character
Original plus some old age superman and some of the animated versions are better.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:10:43 AM No.936399977
Wouldn't he gut Lois Lane like a fish?
Or they find her like she lost Russian roulette?
Or they find her like she lost Russian roulette?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:05:33 AM No.936403369
Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:08:29 AM No.936403436
>>936392727 (OP)
He has a giant S that activates his super strength. His red cape is that color because it is doused in the blood of all the enemies he's crushed and completely obliterated into oblivion
He has a giant S that activates his super strength. His red cape is that color because it is doused in the blood of all the enemies he's crushed and completely obliterated into oblivion