34 and still living at home.

my brother did that, he's a retarded human failure too

Time to kick your parents out and start your own family

>>936414380 (OP)
I moved out at 31. You can do it anon, I believe in you

>>936414380 (OP)
You’re hopeless. Understand that you’ll never have shit.>>936414448

>>936415114
He could probably be better off than you are

>>936415149
That’s quite doubtful

>>936415600
Yeah but you never know now do you

cool reddit meme op

>>936415643
34 and never left home? Shove your inane optimism. This guy’s a permanent loser.

>>936415811
Between the ages of 31 and 32 I left my parents home. I have a job that pays me more money than I personally know what to do with. I have a gf who gives me good sex whenever I want. I have the respect from my family and peers. I have a body that makes chad seethe with jealous rage.

Call me whatever you want for having hope, but I know what is and is not possible

>>936416640
Nice larp, loser.

>>936416640
If you are well respected, why are you spending time on 4chan?

>>936414380 (OP)
It's ok, I'm 38 and still living at home. Other than some backpacking trips, I never left.

>>936417008
lmao you are pathetic bitch
>>936418031
To laugh at you

>>936416640
And all of this uttered on a mongolian basket weaving forum, how quaint.

>>936418399
why not?

>>936418830
My mother is old and needs my help. I've accepted how things are.

>>936418778
Did you hear me utter? Maybe those are the voices in your head reminding you of your failures

>>936418977
You're a good man. Both my parents passed away a long time ago, but if I were in your situation I'd do the same.

>>936419121
Thank you, Anon.
She still insists on doing all the cooking, so fuck knows what I'll do for food when she passes.

>>936419849
Learn to cook. It's not super hard and it'll save you a lot of money. That aside, your heart is in the right place so good for you man. Both of my parents died but I stuck around to help them out and they ended up leaving me the house.

>>936419849
Jesus, you are quite helpless, aren't you?

>>936420058
>Learn to cook. It's not super hard and it'll save you a lot of money.
good advice
rare 4chan anon W

>>936420203
Also, chicks dig it. It's a skill worth spending some time on.

>>936420203
Gosh, what supreme wisdom. I'm in awe.

>>936420314
this is true and important

>tfw /fit/ engineer with my own apartment, earning 300k year at 24

>>936420814

>>936414380 (OP)
Yeah

>>936421109
yeah

Step 1: Stay at home and dont pay rent.

Step 2: work a Job

Step 3: Buy crypto

Outcome: Get richer than everyone else and be able to afford your own home when everyone else cant pay their credit cards and lives in an apartment.

>>936423277
The crypto train left the station literally 10+ years ago and pumpfun shit is just gambling. You'd have better luck getting good at poker and investing in ETFs.

>>936418977
you're really cool i really think you are

>>936423364
>The crypto train left the station literally 10+ years ago and pumpfun shit is just gambling

I made over 100k on XRP this year bro. Dont act like you know everything.

>>936418977
i remember when i landed my highest paying job i was so happy because i would finally be able to afford to help and all that good intention and ambition for all the right reasons then i started to learn alot more about what the real world was like once you move out you become full adult you get to see what a terrible corrupt horrible place it really is

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>936414380 (OP)
>30, live at home
>parents are antisocial freaks so no friends, never learned how to make them
>no skills
its over