It's Sunday. Last night, I went to sleep at 8 PM and slept for 12 hours straight.

THIS is why I chose to not get married or have kids. The natalism absolutists SEETHE when childfree men like me enjoy their lives, save their money, have less stress and all around enjoy life more.

>YOU'RE MISSING OUT YOU FAGGOT

Yeah, I'm missing out being dragged to Gymboree and shitty CGI movies, then coming home to my wife nagging at me and my kids breaking my stuff.

there is literally no reason to get married and have children in 2025

>>936416234 (OP)
Based, you should double down and start killing women and children. You could make decorations and trinkets out of their bones.

I would have been a great father.

>>936416322
I am schizophrenic and hear my ancestors yelling at me. They panic because they know I will never reproduce even though I would if given a real opportunity.

>>936416234 (OP)
Yeah it's pretty nice ngl.
We get called incels but it is comfy lol

>>936416234 (OP)
ah, yes. the dougie. one may ask whether or not one ought be taught how to dougie. when one achieves the holy nirvana of the dougie, one can be sure that all his bitches will, in fact, love him. thus, a protective instinct forms around the need to maintain one's dougie, and it is not uncommon for men of sexual maturity to have dougie contests, like peacocks, to exhibit their skill, prowess, and paternal fitness. but, what exactly is the dougie, you ask? indeed, it is an age old question, asked by many a scrappy, up and coming youth as he looks to the horizon with stars in his eyes. and yet, the dougie is a bit of a mystery, something whose intricacies tend to transcend language. ask a group of adult men how one ought define the dougie, and one will receive as many different answers as there are grains of dandruff on britney spear's scalp. and yet, the dougie is equally an instinctual and innately understood aspect of human psychological development, and is thus as natural as breathing. dare I say, reader, that one may or may not be taught how to dougie, but it is equally true that the dougie can be intuited by the clear minded and intelligent young man of sufficient grace and insight, and so no lessons are strictly necessary.