Thread 936422880 - /b/ [Archived: 812 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:15:21 PM No.936422880
WTF-BC
WTF-BC
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So I really don't get this
Why would god ruin the life of someone who loves him for a bet with someone god hates?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:17:11 PM No.936422952
>>936422880 (OP)
Because Yahweh is actually the main villain of the Bible.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:18:25 PM No.936423000
>>936422880 (OP)
options:
1) god's a capricious asshole and as bad or worse than satan
or, even more likely;
2) the men who wrote it weren't good writers
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:18:33 PM No.936423007
>>936422880 (OP)
God is a narcissistic control freak
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:18:47 PM No.936423019
>>936422880 (OP)
Because the people who wrote those fairy tales were incompetent literal goat fuckers.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:20:47 PM No.936423103
OIP
OIP
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>>936423000
checked
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:21:27 PM No.936423128
>>936423019
And yet you're a communist who drinks lattes and fucks men in the ass. Sodomy is gross don't pretend you're better. You are a retarded gay.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:23:21 PM No.936423191
>>936423000
>the men who wrote it weren't good writers
job's one of the oldest books and would originally have been, like your mom's herpes, orally transmitted
>>936422880 (OP)
it's to demonstrate that there is no law but god's law, no justice but god's justice and nothing other than the will of god actually matters
harsh but fully in-line with omnimax orthodoxy
the old-schoolers knew what was up, check out ezekiel
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:25:06 PM No.936423256
>>936423128
>drinks lattes
omg LATTES?!?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:28:31 PM No.936423372
>>936423191
>check out ezekiel
And she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose seminal emissions were like those of stallions
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:29:54 PM No.936423421
>>936423372
thinking more like
>i looked again and saw that under the sun, the race goes not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, nor bread to the wise, nor yet favour to those of merit, but time and chance happen to them all
9:11 funnily enough
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:30:53 PM No.936423457
>>936423128
>anon says he doesn't believe in the big jewish book of myths and fables
>other anon immediately thinks about sodomy
Holy projection, Batman.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:49:40 PM No.936424202
The book of Job is an attempt to account for the existence of evil despite a perfect God. Of course, it doesn't succeed.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:55:02 PM No.936424425
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>>936424202
Imagine being this much of a fucking retard...