I was touched by a Tesla every day for a month - /b/ (#936424368) [Archived: 717 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:53:34 PM No.936424368
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md5: 429fe30a49113663b8b6bb8f108a977e๐Ÿ”
Here's what happened...
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:04:21 PM No.936424832
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md5: 19b5572ef739531441ab56d0fd65b0cc๐Ÿ”
>>936424368 (OP)
What happened?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:09:57 PM No.936425105
>>936424832
Feel the shit on your skin, no one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can eat the turds on your lips
Drench yourself in turds unspoken
Live your life with throat wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:21:18 PM No.936425599
>>936425105
Poetic.

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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:49:01 PM No.936426869
I got gangbangermd by BBC last night
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:55:29 PM No.936429833
>>936424368 (OP)
It broke down, so you had to ride your bike home, doing a sick truck before you left?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:56:32 PM No.936429883
>>936429833
>sick trick before you left?
Oops
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:18:21 AM No.936430815
16061_Ferro_Black_6e101830-3496-49cc-8665-1323ada76984
>>936429833
Ride on the Zizzo Ferro, Zizzo Ferro, Zizzo Ferro
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:19:13 AM No.936430865
>>936424368 (OP)
Vandalize all Tesla automobiles
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:44:53 AM No.936432013
>>936424368 (OP)
The cybertruck canโ€™t even tow
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:10:40 AM No.936433078
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>>936432013
It seems like a hunk of shit that some people convinced red capped retards to buy to totally pwn the libs
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:39:02 AM No.936434329
pepe_cybertruk_01_104944
pepe_cybertruk_01_104944
md5: 8fa2e3daae779ab1689eb89309422433๐Ÿ”
they are bulletproof
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:41:44 AM No.936434454
Is this real?
Big, if true
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:57:22 AM No.936435019
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md5: e979a8ea3b125a3e38824c4c1fb18ed1๐Ÿ”
>love cars
>hate Tesla because they're all mechanically bad vehicles
>2023
>open discord to shitpost about the new Cybertruck
>we all get a good laugh
>a few leftists in my discord group start talking about politics and Elon Musk
>leftie friend thinks I'm a leftie because I hate Tesla
>told her dozens of times that I don't care about politics
>somehow worked it's way up in her mind to me being a closeted gay and oppressed by hypothetical right-wing family members
>even invited me to stay at her home because she genuinely thinks gays are in danger or something
Can't a fella just hate something without needing to be an oppressed homo? I don't think that's too much to ask.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:12:34 AM No.936435558
>>936435019
Hold on for the story is about to get long.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:14:34 AM No.936435628
>>936435019
try to fuck her