Thread 936424368

Here's what happened...

>>936424368 (OP)
What happened?

>>936424832
Feel the shit on your skin, no one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can eat the turds on your lips
Drench yourself in turds unspoken
Live your life with throat wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten

>>936425105
Poetic.

Niech Bóg błogosławi

I got gangbangermd by BBC last night

>>936424368 (OP)
It broke down, so you had to ride your bike home, doing a sick truck before you left?

>>936429833
>sick trick before you left?
Oops

>>936429833
Ride on the Zizzo Ferro, Zizzo Ferro, Zizzo Ferro

>>936424368 (OP)
Vandalize all Tesla automobiles

>>936424368 (OP)
The cybertruck can’t even tow

>>936432013
It seems like a hunk of shit that some people convinced red capped retards to buy to totally pwn the libs

they are bulletproof

Is this real?
Big, if true

>love cars
>hate Tesla because they're all mechanically bad vehicles
>2023
>open discord to shitpost about the new Cybertruck
>we all get a good laugh
>a few leftists in my discord group start talking about politics and Elon Musk
>leftie friend thinks I'm a leftie because I hate Tesla
>told her dozens of times that I don't care about politics
>somehow worked it's way up in her mind to me being a closeted gay and oppressed by hypothetical right-wing family members
>even invited me to stay at her home because she genuinely thinks gays are in danger or something
Can't a fella just hate something without needing to be an oppressed homo? I don't think that's too much to ask.

>>936435019
Hold on for the story is about to get long.

>>936435019
try to fuck her