Thread 936424475

What questions do they ask you on a psychological evaluation?

>>936424475 (OP)
Did you ever chew your mom's undies right after she changed?
Did she approve?

>>936425029
no.

>>936425029
Oh, no shit, that almost where I was headed, 'Ever chew the crotch out of your moms panties while she was wearing them! Has to be a real question??

>>936424475 (OP)
Have you ever killed somebody?

>>936425429
most are fairly straightforward, do you feel sad? do you have a substance abuse problem?

they're also looking for a reason to drug you if you exhibit symptoms during the session, so they don't actually trust the results of their evaluation, especially if the applicant's not a

The best way to ace a psych evaluation is to develop equanimity about where you go and what happens to you. There is no "worst place" that you shpuld be afraid of - people pass through these places all the time and there is no reason to be stuck trying to decide where to go during the evaluation, so please decide im advance that you WILL be fine whatever happens. Have a plan as to what you'll do and how you'll enjoy any place you end up in. Then, you can present your best self at the interview itself.

I always show up joyful and vibrant because I've been to hospital and enjoyed it in the past. Remember, happiness comes from within.

the last one i had they asked questions like:
> It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet.
> You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar.
> You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
> You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
> Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
> You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl. You show it to your husband. He likes it so much, he hangs it on your bedroom wall.
> You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend, and you decide to get an abortion.
> You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog.
after a bunch of these questions i kinda lost it and ended the examination.

>>936429870
whats a tortoise?

>>936429589
Thanks man
>>936429870
What exactly are they looking for with these questions? Do they want an unfeeling ambivalent robot?

What does it feel like to be part of the system?
Is there anything in your body that wants to resist the system?
Do you get pleasure out of being a part of the system?
Have they created you to be a part of the system?
Is there security in being a part of the system?

>>936429870
What kind of absurd psych evaluation is that? I've never heard of anything like that. UK schizo here

>>936433800
it was for a new job. the guy asking the questions annoyed me quite a bit, so much so that he's not asking questions anymore if you catch my drift.

>>936424475 (OP)
Have you ever frogposted on 4chinz?
Automatic institutionalization if you answer yes.