I just washed my bedding for the first time in about 6? months. Be honest /b/ how often do you change or was your bedding?

>pic not related but very similar to what they looked like

>>936438683 (OP)
During the best of times, every 2 weeks. Realistically, every 4 weeks

Swap sheets and pillow cases once a week. Wash blankets every 2 or 3 weeks depending on how hot it is.

>>936438768
Yeah, this is pretty accurate.

I have two identical sets, all white. When I was working from home, on "white laundry" day, I would strip the bed, throw the bedding into the wash with bleach, make the bed with the extra set, then when the wash and dry was done I would vacuum seal the clean set to preserve freshness. Now that I'm out of the house 10+ hours a day getting shit done the way I used to has become a challenge.

>>936438768
>>936438864

I used to do clean them every two weeks:(

>>936438948
must be very cozy

>>936438948
Be careful with the vacuum sealing. If there is any hint of moisture, it will end up molding. We have 2 sets as well. My wife bought some designer sets that aren't half bad

>>936438968
What happened?

>>936438948

>>936439121
stopped doing a lot recently actually prob depressed. Ill try to do better maybe this is the first step

>>936438683 (OP)
Every few months maybe like 1-3

>>936439224
Yah, you gotta take of yourself, otherwise it will slowly spiral. It tough for me cause my wife is kinda lazy, have kids and a full time.

>>936438683 (OP)
2weeks

>>936438683 (OP)
Maybe once a year. Pillow cases have been on longer. Brother, it all reeks. I’ve pissed the bed so many times. My pj pants feel wet to the touch they are so filthy. They smell very….rich. My wife is a sqarter or a pisser whatever you want to call it. Sheets now are relatively clean because I was handed down a bed a few months ago. It had been at least a year since I changed them.
Gotta get these new ones funked up.

Here’s a bucket of my piss. Enjoy!

>>936438683 (OP)
I used to be a six monther now I rotate sheets weekly and pillow cases get washed every 2-3 days

>>936440231
This is intriguing if true, can you share a picture of any of this filth?

>>936440278
Hey my dad has one just like that except he also shits in it to make mrsa to throw at looters when shit hits the fan

>>936440469
I like your dad. Does anyone else have any buckets of filth laying around?

>>936440469
Your dad and I should hang.

>>936440469
Here’s my pjs, they really stink. I took a pic with time stamp a few years ago, I’ll see if I can find it. Same pants one wash in between.
Bed looks relatively normal.

>>936441233
Please do. They must be comfortable as fuck

>>936438683 (OP)
A week at the longest. I'm pretty sweaty, and I get a lot of comfort out of fresh bedding. Pillow cases I change out at least twice a week depending on how they smell from sweating...

>>936441362
Comfort is so underappricated. Everytime I go 6 months plus I kick myself for not doing it more often

Can’t find the time stamp but yep…stinky britches.

>>936441974
Lil bit of blood on those from a hemorrhoid I had removed. Put them on backwards in a stupor after.

>>936441974
Why do you wear womens leggings?

>>936442070
They are comfortable and I use them like longjohns/ pjs.
They were $4 on clearance so I bought 3 or 4 pairs. They are actually snake skin.

Here’s what I wear in the day time.

>>936442238
Do you live in a cold area? Oh forgot to ask is your wife disgusting as well?

>>936442275
Popped the inseam gardening. Gotta sew em back up tomorrow.

>>936442275
Unemployed, off the grid or just a lunatic?

>>936442299
No.
4seasons. But I have a medical sweating issue and it makes me cold/wet 9mos of the year. I’m not wear leggings during the day since it’s warm.

>>936442364
All three!
I do side work and I sell stuff on the internet. I also do not care. I have some cleaner stuff… like kinda custom outfit for activities. I’m also able to look somewhat stylish if a bit odd, I have a lot of vintage high end but worn out clothes, leather jackets, wool coats, vintage workwear… but I kinda go for homeless chic/apocalypse punk/vintage workwear look…it’s not for everyone but I enjoy it.
I was in a band until recently too, and Sex Pistols once talked about having disgusting underwear during a strip search and I thought that was hilarious.

>>936442299
Oh no my wife is very clean and works a white collar job

>>936438683 (OP)
Once a week. Both blankets. The bed sheet. The pillow cases.
Vacuum the bed itself once a month. Would be more if i had pets.

Here’s kinda an idea. Also, yes that’s a dildo hat, yes it’s homade…the dildo too. I turned it on a lathe….or maybe whittled it.
I don’t wear a gas mask unless it’s a special occasion, though.

>>936442824
Uirionically this anon would make a better neighbor than 90% of what's out there. odd, but decent folk is what made the world

>inb4
Hur fur decent folk. Indians reee

They clearly didn't do much with the land they hand, otherwise they would have been conquering us.

>>936443168
I’m an excellent neighbor. I was on a ladder all day fixing my neighbors soffit, last week I mowed the other neighbors grass, I bake cakes for my neighbors.
My yard looks like a dump, but I’m a nice guy.
Bad neighbors would not be tolerated around here. Neutral is fine, but nah we ain’t having no bullshit.

>>936443168

i change it once every week or two and wash all my linens once every month or two

>>936438683 (OP)
twice a year: flannels for fall/winter, normal for spring/summer