Thread 936440253 - /b/ [Archived: 729 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:23:06 AM No.936440253
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All my life I have had but one simple dream: to travel back in time and fuck Joan of Arc.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:26:03 AM No.936440376
>>936440253 (OP)
why would anyone want to fuck a smelly french schizo?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:37:37 AM No.936440854
>>936440253 (OP)
Sheโ€™s a lesbian
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:46:30 AM No.936441153
>>936440253 (OP)
sauce?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:47:25 AM No.936441185
>>936440253 (OP)
>Joan of Arc
Pre- or Post-immolation?

Or Pre-examination by the church?

Or after she took an arrow in the shoulder?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:50:34 AM No.936441301
>>936440253 (OP)
I've always wanted that as well. At least she got raped senseless by countless English soldiers while she was in prison. I'm sure she was growing a bastard child in her womb when she died.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:02:55 AM No.936442032
You just know some lucky british bastard got to bust her sweet little french cherry. I bet she screamed nicely.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:20:40 AM No.936442673
>>936440253 (OP)
according to the men who traveled with her she had huge tits but you would get giga fucked by her religious fervor and cult of personality your lust would be destroyed
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:21:19 AM No.936442690
>>936441301
she unironically didnt
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:22:10 AM No.936442716
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Mister X
6/30/2025, 6:03:30 AM No.936444138
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>>936440253 (OP)
You are probably expecting her to have been a pretty woman.

Where do I begin... Her eyes were far apart, and somewhat prominent. Her hair was black. She was reasonably good-looking, but by no means pretty. Her complexion was distinctly dark. She had a red birthmark her left ear, and was gifted with a low, sweet and compelling voice.

Women of that era commonly used cloth rags or absorbent materials like moss to manage their menstrual flow. Some women created makeshift sanitary pads by layering cloths or using animal skins with moss or other absorbent materials. Old cloth rags were frequently used and washed or boiled for reuse.

Add to this the fact that the clothes she was most probably wearing was treated in urine to give a coating of oil that made the textile more durable. They would put the textile in a big vat of urine and process it with their naked feet like they used to do with wine making.

Enjoy your medieval fantasy.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:09:17 AM No.936444316
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>>936444138
Mister X
6/30/2025, 6:22:52 AM No.936444748
>>936444138
>Her complexion was distinctly dark.

Not sure what they actually meant here but this is something they use to say of noble person with leprosy.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:46:34 AM No.936445558
>>936444138
fuck off namefaggot
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:17:23 AM No.936446583
>>936444748
>t