Thread 936465897 - /b/ [Archived: 749 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:17:42 PM No.936465897
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How do I make my neighbors life hell until they move?
>move to city
>house next door vacant
>good for a year
>fat trashy retards move in
>of course they have 3+ dogs that bark constantly

I'm probabaly going to snap and kill them eventually but would like any tips in the meantime
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:38:41 PM No.936466687
>>936465897 (OP)
>poison the dogs.
>put on some headphones and play loud barking sounds all day so the dogs next door keep barking back.
>see if you can break into their place and and hide a device that randomly beeps, like a smoke detector that's low on batteries.
>cover their door knob with your own shit and make it smell really bad.
i don't know man, get creative!
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:57:12 PM No.936467475
>>936465897 (OP)
If other people in the neighborhood also don't like them then you can pool your money to buy them out then resell the house.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:16:38 PM No.936468220
>>936466687
>>put on some headphones and play loud barking sounds all day so the dogs next door keep barking back.
Now the rest of the neighbors have 2 asshole neighbors rather than one. You can't out nigger nigger behavior
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:20:35 PM No.936468368
>>936466687
I would have poisones them already but they never let them out