Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:06:19 AM No.936474394
>be me
>17yo goblin-mode NEET
>living off expired gogurt and monster energy
>decide to touch grass for once
>go outside
>neighbor’s cat hisses at me
>challenge it to a duel
>cat runs away
>i am victorious
>reward self with cold spaghetti and anime girl body pillow cuddle
>start playing skibidi toilet episode 94 on 12 monitors simultaneously
>entire room vibrating like an ancient Mayan temple awakening
>toilet starts speaking in tongues
>ignore it
>log into Roblox to flex my toilet hat
>get banned for farting too hard in the mic
>cry
>discord kitten sends “u ok?”
>life worth living again
>dad comes in
>“why are you naked and covered in peanut butter?”
>tell him it’s a sigma grindset thing
>he leaves without speaking
>achievement unlocked: alpha dominance
>get back on 4chan
>post feet pics for validation
>some guy sends $20
>use money to buy NFT of a sentient bidet
>bidet starts gaslighting me through DMs
>"u never clean me right"
>snap
>flush my router down the toilet
>now homeless
>but free
>me and the rats live in harmony
>skibidi plays faintly in the distance
>life is complete
>17yo goblin-mode NEET
>living off expired gogurt and monster energy
>decide to touch grass for once
>go outside
>neighbor’s cat hisses at me
>challenge it to a duel
>cat runs away
>i am victorious
>reward self with cold spaghetti and anime girl body pillow cuddle
>start playing skibidi toilet episode 94 on 12 monitors simultaneously
>entire room vibrating like an ancient Mayan temple awakening
>toilet starts speaking in tongues
>ignore it
>log into Roblox to flex my toilet hat
>get banned for farting too hard in the mic
>cry
>discord kitten sends “u ok?”
>life worth living again
>dad comes in
>“why are you naked and covered in peanut butter?”
>tell him it’s a sigma grindset thing
>he leaves without speaking
>achievement unlocked: alpha dominance
>get back on 4chan
>post feet pics for validation
>some guy sends $20
>use money to buy NFT of a sentient bidet
>bidet starts gaslighting me through DMs
>"u never clean me right"
>snap
>flush my router down the toilet
>now homeless
>but free
>me and the rats live in harmony
>skibidi plays faintly in the distance
>life is complete
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