Why are you single?

manlet + autism

>>936475762 (OP)
I value my solitude and I like dogs better than I like other people

>>936475762 (OP)
to magnificent to be squandered on the modern doris

Relationships take a lot work. I don't have the time or the patience for that shit.

>>936475762 (OP)
Everytime I try to talk to women I always sperg out and say some retarded shit

>fat
>socially awkward around anybody i dont know well
>no friends
>no interest in current pop culture
>no interest in social media accounts
Basically fat, awkward, and boring.

>>936476697
>fat
easiest shit to fix, rest I'll give you that

>>936475762 (OP)
Well I'm a massive cuck and as soon I get interested in a girl I can't help but jerk off to the thought of her getting fucked by other (better) guys.

I'm self-aware enough to don't try anything tho, as I know It would ultimately lead to me watching in a corner as a friend or an stranger pounds her unprotected pussy

>>936475762 (OP)
Because I have zero self-confidence and spend my days in a hazy state of silent self-loathing and anxiety

>>936475762 (OP)

>>936475762 (OP)
I ain't got time to bleed

>>936476821
>>fat
Agree this is a simpler fix. I'm down 30 lbs so far this year but another 60 to be at proper weight.

I suppose pretending i care/know about shitty music/movies/shows could work to start, but will quickly become obvious i think its retarded

>>936475824
This right here. The only creature I wanna be around all the time, is a dog. I'm not antisocial, I've just had enough of relationships. I'd rather be happy

>>936477495
Zoophiles get the rope.

>>936477531
I agree. I don't wanna fuck dogs. I just wanna be around them more than people

>>936475762 (OP)
a life of never being able to trust anyone and forced solitude

>>936477197
this
this isn't even living

>>936475762 (OP)
poor n homeless
but most importantly
>poor

>>936475762 (OP)
Haven't really tried. Always seemed like it was more trouble than it's worth. Sex is nice but I can always get a whore. Only practical reason I can think of to have a girlfriend is a fuckbuddy I can split the rent with.