How did it go? What was the item? What was the method? Resale? Just curious how often this happens …

I putted a harmonica into my butt so I could have music at night. Went pretty good, but the harmonica, it smell funny and taste bad.

>>936485889
(((jew harp)))

People use all sorts of weird hiding spots. Under the tits, in the belly button, underneath the foreskin, between the pussy lips, etc

>>936485808 (OP)
gotta shove it up your ass, preferably wrapped in organic matter, followed by some cotton.
no it's not pretty, and you'll only do it if you're bringing your own stuff or you're somebody else's bitch because you're a goof

I never have but I've seen lots of people do it while I was locked up. Usually it's a condom full of drugs or tobacco up the ass. Also lighters, mini cell phones, rolling papers, etc..Actually, the very first experience I had in the holding cell waiting to be booked for the first time when I was 18 was seeing a guy sit on the toilet, shit a condom into his hand, then hide it under a mattress. It's a pretty solid method because they don't actually inspect your ass when you go in, they just glance at your asshole for a second. If you have long hair it's probably quite possible to hide something in a pony tail because they don't check that carefully. Other methods are using corrupt guards or girlfriends to smuggle stuff in for you. Knew guys who'd get heroin regularly delivered during visitation hours with their women. If you're in a minimum security workcamp type jail (where they send some inmates who are wrapping up their sentences) sometimes you'll be close enough to the road for a buddy to just drive by and throw it over the fence. I've also heard of people using drones but that sounds ridiculous.

>>936487384
Rolling papers? Surely those can be improvised from items inside the jail. btw what was your most serious conviction?

>>936485808 (OP)