>Be me in highschool
>Scenefag back then
>Vans Warped Tour
>Summer 2011
>I staked out in the porta-jon toilet closest to the stages for 36 hours
>Hundreds of hot beer shits, piss, vomit, cigarette butts, bloody tampons and ass sweat rained down on me day and night
>Still I waited
>Second night falls
>Up to my chest in the cess pit of waste
>Delerious, I drift in and out of consciousness towards the end of another BvB set
>The music stops for a while
>Hear the jingling of scene kid accessories
>Am I hallucinating?
>"Great set, bros, I'll be back - I've got to take a massive shit."
>It's Andy Sixx
>His footsteps get closer, as does the jingling of his Hot Topic chains and belts
>The door opens
>It's time
>I tilt back my head and open my mouth as wide as I can
>Andy grunts
>He rips a massive fart that blows my hair back
>I see the log crowning
>The steam nearly blinds me
>It dangles for a moment before slidding silently down my throat
>It is warm in my chest, like a sip of brandy
>By the time it's all over he's pushed three more hulking logs into my gullet

>>936497478 (OP)
Fuck yeah! I love these threads. We need more! Fuckum!

>>936497478 (OP)
what happened to all the scene kids from back then, like what do they look like now

>>936497478 (OP)
faggot

Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued?

>>936501148

Guys, holy fuck... Story time.
>finally get my dad to take me to a BVB concert
>show is amazing obviously
>after the show we're on our way out and I see him
>Andy fucking Sixx is on his way to his limo
>go up and ask for his autograph
>"Is that all you want, kid?"
>my jaw drops and so do his pants
>I immediately dive between his legs and catch his creamy logs in my mouth, swallowing them quickly but not too quickly to savor the flavor
>half an hour passes and my stomach is about to burst
>at this point I'm actually starting to shit myself as well just because I'm so fucking full of Andy's dreamy logs
>Andy pulls up his pants, winks at me, gets in his limo and leaves
>turns out my dad was watching the whole time
>says he wants to eat Andy's shit next time too
Christ almighty, what a night! And I'm still full!

>>936501278
So hot

>>936497478 (OP)

>>936503901
Andy sixx story inbound
>Hanging out in bar enjoying my buddies metal band
>Girl from local radio station asked for a group photo of the group I was with
>Start chatting with her blah blah blah
>Go on a couple dates
>Invites me to a house party her coworker is having
>We get there
Andy is one of the co-host's of one of the local radio talk shows
>See andy there ha no shit
>Enjoy the party
>Girl I came with wants to smoke some herb
>So we head out to that back yard
>Find a bench in the back corner of the yard with some bush and tree coverage perfect place to smoke and fool around
>Group comes out for a cig 5 guys andy is one of em
>Can somewhat hear a see them
>Suddenly hear the words 4chan
>Spring up and peep through the cover
>See this overweight ginger talking to andy
>Mentions something about these threads
>Andy gets pissed and screams at this guy to get the fuck out
>Points him to the sid door and kicks him as he shuffles away

>>936504192
Kek

>>936497478 (OP)