Thread 936502292 - /b/ [Archived: 674 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:35:56 PM No.936502292
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Hey guys, marble cutter here. I just got a pretty big order for a huge pyramid shaped monument. I don't know how I'm going to cut it all to shape and move it there but I'll figure out a way. It's for the pawn shop dude down the road and it's going to have some top of the line features, like double 10W lasers on each side of the pyramidion, connected to a military grade facial aquisition/realtime targeting system (FARTS) to burn an image of Corey permanently onto the retinas of all who visit the shop. Strange thing is, this message is what I'm supposed to carve on the stela in front. He said you guys know what it means. I'm pretty sure it isn't Latin but he was too distraught to clarify. This is a lot of expensive Italian marble to waste if I've got it wrong, and I've got a shop to run here.

"the sun what was berries bye him farthered agin"

Any clues?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:37:33 PM No.936502336
andy corey log
andy corey log
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>>936502292 (OP)
not funny my brother died that way
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eating andy's shit
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:38:38 PM No.936502362
Precious Corey
Precious Corey
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>>936502292 (OP)
If I recall correctly "no farther shud haf two berry his sun" was correct.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:41:24 PM No.936502442
>>936502292 (OP)
>>936502152
https://www.youtube.com/live/fytpesDRc50?si=Q8wX79zlg6-2WThI

Congressional hearing on UFOs "live"

If you go you'll be on a list.

This will be deleted. If it is even seen.

It is censored. Keep an open mind
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:06:19 PM No.936505005
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>>936502442
Isn't this months old? Where's the aliens?