Whatcha doing for Canada day? I'm just waiting until 4:00 and then I'm going to get super drunk.

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>>936505754
Congrats.

>>936505675 (OP)
why the fuck would I celebrate Canada Day, when the motherfuckin' FORTH OF JULY is just right around the corner?! WHEW I FUCKING LOVE THE 4TH!!! THAT WAS THE DAY WE KILLED THE NAZIS AND THE BRITISH AND THE BEANERS!!! GOD CAME DOWN ON AN EAGLE AND BLESSED US!! IM GONNA GET DRUNK AND SHOOT FIREWORKS AT MY KIDS AND YOU CAN'T JOIN ME CAUSE YOU PROBABLY SPRECHEN SIE FRENCH!! DUMBASS CANADA BITCH YOU WISH YOU WERE ON OUR SIDE OF THE BORDER!!!

>>936506058
>YOU WISH YOU WERE ON OUR SIDE OF THE BORDER!!!
lol no.

>>936506224
tell you what, diet frog - you get me some of that maple syrup and we'll mix it with some Jack Daniels and drink it at the border.

>>936506470
Sure buddy. American liquor is great.

>>936506507
maybe I should celebrate Canada day... you don't seem to bad...

>>936506597
lol get drunk twice

>>936506617
HELL YEA BROTHER WHEW!! I FUCKIN' LOVE CANADA DAY!!

>>936506653
canadians are garbage at online games, they always annoy the fuck out of me

>>936506842
Pretty sure you're thinking of Indians.

>>936507064
no, white canadians, they talk on voice chat during counter strike and they're always garbage, same with dota 2

>>936507106
Arteezy is Canadian.

>>936505675 (OP)

Asking Pajeets to visit your mum. You need cultural integration, leaf.

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>>936505675 (OP)
I just discovered the girl I've been talking to on the Facebook dating app is trying to scam me via Bitcoin. It's too bad she's really pretty and we've been talking for the last month but she's now pressuring me to open a coinbase account and send her screenshots of my account. Feelsbadman.jpg. gonna start taking shots of pic related to numb the loss. I really thought I found someone that was into me

>>936510320
Liquor is always your friend.