I can beat your ass IRL

bet you'd love to eat my ass, puto

>>936518566
I would beat it, and then I would eat it. Because that is how I like to have sex.

>>936518678
you're mom is a lucky man

>>936518419 (OP)
PUT'EM UP!

>>936518419 (OP)
no u cant. youre a tiny lil weakling, silly frogposter
ive taken dumps bigger than u

>>936519239
She is! :D I love her so much. We have lots of sex!

>>936519314
Let's go faggot. I will punch U in the nuts.

>>936519426
I will use UR nutz as a punching bag!

>>936518419 (OP)
you can try

>>936520984
I will win.

brah. It’s like did I already die for a year for each of those kids following the chick at the pool years ago.

>>936519744
I'LL GETCHA WITH THE OL' LEFT'N RIGHT! THE OL' RAZZLE DAZZLE!

>>936521444
I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!

>>936523594
You float like stinky dookies and sting like herpes

>>936518419 (OP)
what are your stats?

>>936525851
Say that to my face IRL motherfucker and not the internet. See what happens.

>>936526023
STR 18
DEX 18
CON 18
INT 18
WIS 18
CHA 18

>>936518419 (OP)
I doubt it.
I can dead lift 350lbs with my dick

>>936526214
My dick is even bigger.

>>936526090
>challenge accepted

>>936526635
I will kick your ass, bitch. I like your tits, though.

>>936518419 (OP)

>>936528110
I would punch you in the mouth.