Make a wish or die!!!!!!!!

idk if i like this thread anon...

>>936524836 (OP)
I wish I had all the money I could ever need, so I could buy treats for me and my friends

>>936524917
There is no cunny here, anon! Only wishes and fishes!
>>936524947
Why not, HAness???

>>936524948
Become a fishernya, anon! Catch lots of feesh and get unlimited cash!

>>936524947
why not anon?

>>936524965
>>936525340
something about it seems.... lewd.

>>936525078
Very landlocked place so not good fish market sadly

>>936525570
ok,choose the image and name of the next thread anon, and I'll do it for you tomorrow.

>>936525608
Then make a trip to the beach and catch one really BIG feesh, anon!
>>936525570
There is nothing lewd about my thread, HAness!!!!!!!!!!

>>936525797
There are no oceans beaches, just lakes near me for a huge distance

Special Meow delivery

>>936525671
i cant think of anything opk so just do what you want

>>936525797
even if that was true its only a matter of time

>>936525861
Why is meow tied up like that, was meow to horny?

>>936525838
Then catch the nya>>936525861
>>936525952
Only you are thinking lewd thoughts!!!

>>936525993
>Why is meow tied up like that
Safety reasons

>>936526012
>Then catch the nya
unpossible

>>936526139
Safety reasons? Is meow going around and infecting people?

>>936524836 (OP)
you've just made that wish, have fun with the rest of your 20 seconds

>>936526139
I know how to catch the nya!

>>936526179
N-not this time....>~<;

>>936526380
M-maybe >////<

>>936526461
It’s a shame it was kinda fun to be infected with meow

I'm cold again anons....

>>936526012
well it looks like meows thinking it
and your name IS LEWDNESS!

>>936526990
turn into bread and bake yourself opk!

>>936526990
Set yourself on fire!

>>936526528
But it maked nyanners keep Meow in nya containment VwV

>>936527143
I didn’t keep meow in containment?
I kept meow close for guidance on what to do

>>936527010
I can't write from it, neither from the bed, since I don't have images on my cell phone.
>>936527143
gib fire ,pizza and games

lewdesu thread?! anyways, what'd i miss (?v? ')

>>936527206
>Meow is not in containment

>>936527277
Meow not dunt eateding da pizza :<
Meow games are not dunt being with Meow
Meow fire is free to all Meow sacrifices

>>936527423
You miss some tummy, suanny!

>>936527431
Yes but can meow advise what to do with the meow infection?

>>936527423
uh did you see maiz drew your suwa suwanon?

>>936527431
bad meows :< !
>>936527423
no much i think, maybe

>>936527556
>Yes but can meow advise what to do with the meow infection?
It'll clear up by nyanself especially if nya do lewd things over meow d:

>>936527594
>bad meows :< !
Meow pizza is all gone now TwT

>>936527561
yus \(UVU \)

>>936527548
not much then (<.< ')

>>936527594
sounds boring!!

>>936527765
What kind of lewds things do I need to do over meow?

>>936527835
bueh....
>>936527765
why you use panties meows?
you are a boi!

>>936527852
The lewdest while thinking of meows appearance
Nya don;t know what Meow looks likes so the affects of nyandiction will subside after the withdrawls pass

Anon wants grill Meow to not wear p-p-p-p-pantsu!?

>>936527901
>>936528058
Anon wants grill Meow to not wear p-p-p-p-pantsu!?

>>936528058
That sounds like fun, and I feel wrong saying I when infected what sound I use instead meow?

>>936528058
>>936528096
why don't you just dress like a boi and that?
it's easier.

>>936527901
bweh..

>>936528256
are you suggesting meows become a tomboy nyanner?

>>936528304
mmm,tomboys are fine,I don't like long hair and long nails, they are annoying,
the problem is that many tomboy have a lot of booba and that is not good.

>>936528242
Whatever nya need ;3

>>936528256
bois dress big lame and don't haz cute pantsu

>>936528304
K iz trying to groom Meow into ulgii boi nyan TwT

>>936528405
mmm, I don't agree, you just don't know the tricks ,meows

>>936528396
>the problem is that many tomboy have a lot of booba and that is not good.
..so you're gaiye? (o.o ;)°•

>>936528405
DONT SUCCUMB!! nya is already prettiest!

>>936528405
Nya doesn’t want to decide, nya wants meow to make the decision

>>936528446
bois are big dum and dress dum with dum pride

>>936528471
>DONT SUCCUMB!! nya is already prettiest!
Why does the interweb haz to have so many pervs Suwa?

>>936528471
what? no.
I just find that annoying, I don't like things that I wouldn't like to have, you say you are flat, well, imagine what it would be like to have big booba, it is very annoying to have something like that, it limits your mobility and gives you back pain, not to mention that it doesn't let you hold things well, because they get in the way.
>>936528537
meows dont know the tricks,lame....

>>936528495
Say "I" because if referential in the third person den you will become super annoyed because you talk like Elmo. Trust Meows puppeteer experience regarding this Elmo example. Be an "I" user.

>>936528604
>meows dont know the tricks,lame....
Meow only haz to trick bois to stop being lame boi and go to work in the Meow mines like all good bois are supposed to do until dead

>>936528679
I guess, meow is right, loads of pets for meow

>>936528604
>I don't like things that I wouldn't like to have
is that why you wanted me in a maid outfit (?v? )

>you say you are flat, well, imagine what it would be like to have big booba...
a lot of those problems are most definitely true, but.. what about medium sizes? isnt the problem remedied there? v(u.u )v

>>936528537
>Why does the interweb haz to have so many pervs Suwa?
universal prettiness attracts universally, i think..

>>936528679
that is why meows is a dum shikikan, dont know the trick,lameeeeeee......

>>936528715
>loads of pets for meow
YES

>>936528782
>universal prettiness attracts universally, i think..
Well Meow haz in fact experienced that >////<

>>936528783
Why are you not in the Meow mines?

>>936528861
>Well Meow haz in fact experienced that >////<
im sure you have ~(^u^ v)

>>936528782
>is that why you wanted me in a maid outfit (?v? )
nop,it was just a comment of the moment ,XP
>medium sizes?
I don't know, those things seem really weird to me, I don't see much sense in them, if it already bothers me when I close my arms and I don't have booba, I can't imagine what it would be like with something else.
>>936528861
i know the trick, that is why :3

>>936528861
Loads of pets and whatever lewd stuff meow wants

>>936524836 (OP)
I uhhhh I wish not to die from this!

>>936528960
>nop,it was just a comment of the moment ,XP
you probably still want it though, right?

>if it already bothers me when I close my arms
huh- are you not that flexible, k-dweller?

>>936529030
that is a very specific way to die!!

>>936528960
>i know the trick, that is why :3
You're going to be sold to sex slavers after you can't work in the textile factory anymore? Gross.

>>936529003
kk

>>936528899
It seemed endless @w@
Meow still sees things on occasion >////<
Sumnyan gonna scare Meow and show them that dey both know and have O_O

>>936529050
Well no, I meant from Uoooh's threat in the OP. 'cause we're supposed to make a wish or die....

>>936529213
i forgot about that!

>>936529114
>Meow still sees things on occasion >////<
>Sumnyan gonna scare Meow and show them that dey both know and have O_O
maybe you were TOO active, meows (=v= ;)
though you probably dont regret it all that much, seems like you had fun times

>>936529114
How do you stop meowing out loud? It’s a little annoying

>>936529050
>huh- are you not that flexible, k-dweller?
maybe not as much as before, I used to train a lot, but lately I have been training and my muscles are a little bigger than when I was 16/17...
>you probably still want it though, right?
nop, I don't dislike maid costumes, but I couldn't wear one of those, I just like to see them on others.
>>936529114
>You're going to be sold to...
meows has dirty mind, that is not cute at all :p

>>936529237
>though you probably dont regret it all that much, seems like you had fun times
Don't really remember.

>>936529248
Nya talk to normies or something.

>>936529397
I do a lot, but when drunk my brains doesn’t want to talk I think and makes noises

>>936529397
oh, that's.. odd?

>>936529256
>nop, I don't dislike maid costumes, but I couldn't wear one of those, I just like to see them on others.
by "it", i meant me having one! you were quite adamant last time (~x~ ;)

>maybe not as much as before..
i think it's your flexibility, i can close my arms just fine without any uncomfort or anything so..

>>936529482
>uncomfort or anything
I can close my arms, but I can feel how the hard muscles crash against each other....
that didn't happen to me before, because I was thinner.
>adamant last time
sry, was a joke... i was to be funny...

>>936529573
>I can feel how the hard muscles crash against each other....
that sounds weird! (<x< )

>sry, was a joke... i was to be funny...
k-dweller's a liar~!

>>936529618
>that sounds weird!
yep, it is, I assume it happens because I have more weight than before and I do more strength, right now, I can only do a series of 35 push-ups in a row (a little more if I make an effort), before, I could do about 70 or a little more, but it was lighter.
also did bench sit-ups at 45 degrees, and only now I can do them well again, because I was pulling my legs(and hurt), being something heavier, so I'm doing exercises, to recover more mobility, but I still need more cardio.

>>936529435
That is fine. You will recuperate from Meow d:

>>936529482
>oh, that's.. odd?
Nah. Camera not the same view as Meows eyes OwO
Took a long time for Meow to recognise them. A lot people took out Meows face because of Meows brain sick stuff - that was nice of them!

>>936529818
Yeah until then, I’m gonna let the infection take over and leave the thread to go be silly
Have fun meow

Have a good night everyone

>>936529874
ni ni kolibri anon Z___Z

anons is bedtirm eof rme as well
hope you all have a good rest of your nights and sleep well AND stay warm
nini

>>936524836 (OP)
Meow wish to die with no other anons able to wish to die.
>Meow Wish Paradox Activated

>>936529759
you're strong, understoodsies!

>>936529818
>Camera not the same view as Meows eyes OwO
oh okay! i think i get it

>>936529818
>A lot people took out Meows face because of Meows brain sick stuff - that was nice of them!
a-are you okay? do you have a condition of the sorts..?

>>936530286
>a-are you okay? do you have a condition of the sorts..?
Not anymore

>>936530228
?????¿¿¿¿¿¿
>>936530217
ni ni anon...

>>936530350
that's good

>>936530217
nini fuhadweller!

>AND stay warm
IM TRYING

i made a wish in one of these threads awhile back. I somehow managed to add some 18yo girl off this board since then even tho im 27, and now she loves me and sends me nudes every other day without me asking.
the wishes work

>>936530584
good for you, passerby! hope it works out well!

>>936530217
NINI FUHA

>>936530692
me too, i dont know if i have another chance after this one

>>936531417
everyone does!

>>936530584
:D!
>also
is like 4 am here anons, so I will go to sleep now...
ni ni to all

>>936531801
nini k-dweller!

>>936531801
NINI OP

Meow is out of fun meow stuff :O

>>936532061
so make more!

>>936532156
No more fun meow things to make. Gonna run away now TwT bye

Wish I could become an artist this year and live from it

>>936532856
take care nyeow! (uvu )/

I wish she loved me back...

>>936532920
YOU'RE ALREADY AN ARTIST ANON

>>936533059
YOUR FRONT IS TOO LOVEABLE ANON V________V

Your fortune: Average Luck

(dot dot dot)

(COM COM COM)

(slash slash slash)

(B B B)

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile.

(C C C)

>>936524836 (OP)
I wish that whenever I wanted, I could cause a Catboi Twink to appear/disappear. He would always be the same one, although his appearance could vary each time he was summoned. Likewise, I wish that everyone could summon their ideal partner in this way. ^.^

>>936537495
wishing for things you already have is cheating :P

Bump ^.^

>>936524836 (OP)
Cute pic.
I wish to have Absolute Superpower Manipulation, as it's currently described in the Superpower Wiki, starting sometime today and lasting for the next sixty eight Earth years.

Your fortune: Average Luck

war start + all these retards die

* w a i t s *

>>936540266

This thread is big dum

Do I have your attention, or are you playing hard to get?

>>936524836 (OP)
Meow wish for ultra Meow lewding

hey i’m a tranny too but being a tranny namefag on this website and like, posting to 3 other chicks is quite sad ladies. lets all just finish cumming and then hop on indeed and search for jobs together

i wish 2 die

Wish lolis get legalised in my country so I can start hoarding them

>>936548298

you people are irritating

>>936548760
why?

>>936548866
because you even ask
it's like looking back 10 or 20 years but everyone is doing it wrong

>>936548915
you can teach me?

5013
>noses lewdly
5935
when you like what you have left, your friend will visit
7303
>hoard instead of produce
work smarter
7931
8298
nothing to see hear!

>>936549602
i wonder what these are for!

...

>>936554001

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

i wish i had love, i'm a bit tired of looking for it

>>936555283
what about your parents?

>>936555283
WHAT ABOUT YOUR PAIR ANTS ANON???

Meow gotta find a bag with some thing-a-bobs in it.

>>936524836 (OP)
the game does a good job of making sure you don't die, so it's up to you if you want to risk it

I wish for all the money so i could just fuck everyone. id love working out the point people would do stuff for money

>>936561270
example?

>>936561504
Moved into new apartment in city. Neighboughs seemed normal couple but turns out the woman identifies as they/them and they dont fuck. ever.
Id love to know at what point she would let me cum in her. She is from slums so i dont even think that much. And shes just first to mind

>>936561672
ok ,roll for you wish!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>936561917
damnnn

Hmmm.... Meow gotta find another game to play for Mothermeow.

>>936524836 (OP)
I wish I could fuck a girl who wore a himecut hairstyle

>>936562303
sword of the stars, galactic civilization 2/3/4, empire earth, men of war,war ship gunner 2, bangai-o,medal of honor allied assault,worms world party, metal gear solid 4,tetris with sakura, final fantasy tactics,mischief makers,soldier blade....
another other game?

>>936562560
Any of those worth watching another person play have already been played :<

>>936562865
any genre or console you want meows?
I know a lot of games, from the nes era to early ps3/xbox 360, except visual novels and majong or shogi games.

>>936524836 (OP)
I don't understand what 70% of the recurring threads on /b/ are even about anymore there aren't even any wishes here just catgirls and shit

>>936563194
well,in fact, it was like that ,700 threads ago, but things have changed a bit.

>>936563373
That sounds like a fancy way of saying nobody's wishes ever came true

>>936524836 (OP)
I wish to be reborn as a loli

>>936563537
no, in fact several anons have fulfilled his wish, I think in this or the previous one, an anon reported that his wish was fulfilled.
>>936563585
what type?

>>936562966
She decided on "The Evil Within".

>>936563740
>She
mommymeows?

>>936563732
An eternal immortal one

>>936563811
Yes. Game is downloading update.
Meow thinks they played some of this game before just to see what it was like and that's all they remember about it.

>>936563816
>picrel
happens to me all the time (u.u )

>>936563740
>"The Evil Within".
sounds like a horror game!

>>936563875
a vampire or a elf then, or some other stuff like that
>>936563816
Who uses a nail clipper today? XD
>>936563942
that's a pretty modern game, I never really played it, because I didn't have the chance at the time, but I hope mommymeows enjoys it.

>>936564017
Call me next time and i"ll bite your toenails off for you, suanon!!!!
>>936564061
What do you use then, anon???

>>936564061
white vampire elf would be cool

>>936564061
>Who uses a nail clipper today? XD
???????????????????????????????

>>936564155
>i"ll bite your toenails off for you
i'd prefer something that gives me even trimming, rather than ragged clipping..

>>936564017
>sounds like a horror game!
Apparently.
Starting the game now

>>936564061
>I hope mommymeows enjoys it.
Hopefully. Sounds like an older style movie by the themes so she should enjoy it.

>>936564273
When I'm done, you wont have any toenails left!!!

>>936564155
my fingers , i can cut it with my hand fingers.
>>936564216
ok, roll!
>>936564273
soo, you use a clipper?
>>936564396
:D

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>936563740
a very great game
i like the mechanic with the limited matches and the choice to burn or not the bodies, knowing that if you dont burn it it may wake up and kick your ass. the limited ammunition make it very survival horror and the locker head guy was on of the most stressful experience in vidia i had


also hi everyone! hows cheesing?~

https://files.catbox.moe/oxpdsc.mp4

>>936564629
XD wtf that video XD

>>936564629
I decided to molest you, mousu!
>>936564616
Do you have sharp fingers, anon?

>>936564429
no thanks that sounds terrible (<.< ')

>>936564396
have fun!

>>936564616
>soo, you use a clipper?
YES? what else do you use-
>my fingers , i can cut it with my hand fingers.
..you're weird.

>>936565229
something, I always have short fingernails.
>>936565286
it's not my fault that I don't notice when I cut my fingernails, I do it almost without realizing it.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>936565080
tbh i dont understand what shes saying~

>>936565229
you mean, more than usual...?
>>936565286
have you seen my beautiful vid about froggies?
theres even a kero kero~

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>936565423
>I don't notice when I cut my fingernails
we're talking about toenails, k-dweller..

>>936565827
WHERE!?

>>936564629
>vid
that VA sounds like one of my friends lol

>>936565286
Fine... But let me know when you want me to groom you, suanon!
>>936565423
Do you collect your fingernails, anon?
>>936565827
Yep! Get ready to get feeched!

>>936566055
bwahahaha sounds like a froggy indeed


also it appears that every touhou girls have their own day, and that today is nazrin day
https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/7%E6%9C%882%E6%97%A5%E3%81%AF%E3%83%8A%E3%82%BA%E3%81%AE%E6%97%A5
>>936566254
knowing that, will you rly dare to do that, dear anon..?

>>936565976
well, it's the same, I use the ones from my fingers and I cut the ones from my toes, it's easy, you make a groove in them, and then you strip them and cut them easily.
>>936566254
nop that is yuck
>>936566640
hey,I didn't know that, although only cirno had one day for being a meme.

>>936566722
just learned that too
here the full calendar
https://touhoucalendar.github.io/

>>936566640
Dont resist the cunny fish, mousu!!!!!
>>936566722
More like yummy!!!

Hope everyone is having a good evening. ^.^

>>936566928
yeaaaah... no fishes arent good for thats

>>936567297
you mean more like night i gonna stop sleep soon

>>936567518
nini mousu!!!!
>>936567297
You're still alive, cuteboi?!

>>936567518
Then I hope you enjoy your mousey nap M ^.^

>>936567658
Yeah ^.^
Just been busy and still having to use my newer laptop.

>>936567518
wut img?
>>936567297
hi anon, welcome, how are you been?

>>936567769
Tired but good ^.^
It's been humid and raining a lot, so my work schedule has been hectic.

>>936567658
nini... sry to leave that early

>>936567744
ugh... nap indeed...
>>936567769
well thats how fishes reproduce, you want biology lessons?~

>>936567744
get a real pc, cuteboi!

>>936568239
nop
>>936567891
sad,it's still very cold here, but luckily it's not snowing yet.

hi anons how is everyone today?

>>936568922
YOU ARE THE DAIYOUSEI CAT FUHA!!!!!!!!!!

>>936568991
ANONOSOFNSOSONFNONONL!11

>>936568618
viparity is where fertilisation occurs internally and so the female sheds zygotes (or newly developing embryos) into the water, often with important outer tissues added. Over 97% of all known fish are oviparous (needs confirmation, since the ovuliparity is a new term which may be confused with oviparity. If ovuliparity is used, most of the fishes have ovuliparity breeding strategy).In oviparous fish, internal fertilisation requires the male to use some sort of intromittent organ to deliver sperm into the genital opening of the female. Examples include the oviparous sharks, such as the horn shark, and oviparous rays, such as skates. In these cases, the male is equipped with a pair of modified pelvic fins known as claspers.

Marine fish can produce high numbers of eggs which are often released into the open water column. The eggs have an average diameter of 1 millimetre (0.039 in). The eggs are generally surrounded by the extraembryonic membranes but do not develop a shell, hard or soft, around these membranes. Some fish have thick, leathery coats, especially if they must withstand physical force or desiccation. These types of eggs can also be very small and fragile. The newly hatched young of oviparous fish are called larvae. They are usually poorly formed, carry a large yolk sac (for nourishment) and are very different in appearance from juvenile and adult specimens. The larval period in oviparous fish is relatively short (usually only several weeks), and larvae rapidly grow and change appearance and structure (a process termed metamorphosis) to become juveniles. During this transition larvae must switch from their yolk sac to feeding on zooplankton prey, a process which depends on typically inadequate zooplankton density, starving many larvae.

no i can ni~

nini fr<3

>>936568991
yes i am nona!
i make da pizza

>>936569311
i can help cirno solve it!

>>936569311
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT ANON!!!!!!

>>936569334
OH YEAH FUHA I THINK YOU SAID BEFORE THAT YOU ARE A CUBE EXPERT TOO!!!!

>>936569334
I know how to solve, HAness! Start watching TV instead!
>>936569464
Good, ANON! 'Cause I wasn't....

>>936569311
You have to be able to do both, to be a hero

>>936569320
ni ni mousu...
>>936568922
hi anon, im cold, now my feet are cold...

I wish that mods stopped being such hypocrite faggots. For some fucking reason there is ALWAYS 1 or 2 filthy gay shota threads. They never get nuked, never. 300/150 replies.
But oh no, loli threads get nuked asap.
Im fucking done.
Mods let gay shota threads, bestiality, nigger and more deviant threads proliferate. But they nuke vanilla loli...
This world is going belly up for sure.

>>936570038
I THINK YOU WOULD BE LESS COLD IF YOU WERE HOSTING YOUR RADIO SHOW WITH YOUR LITTLE GIRL FRIEND ANON!

>>936570159
i think i dont have a radio, or a little girl friend anon...
>>936570075
dam, Maybe it is because there are anons who publish things they should not?

>>936570226
BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU JUST POSTED ANON!!!!!!

The Evil Within seems fine.

>>936569464
idk about an EXPERT nona, but i can solve a 3x3x3 cube
and one called a megaminx

>>936569520
thats fair lewdness

>>936570038
make slippers out of bread
you can put them in the oven to warm them up when needed and wear them around!

or is that a crummy idea?

>>936570382
WAOW FUHA YOU ARE A MEGAMIND!!!

>>936570356
that's an old image anon, now maybe I'll go under the covers because my feet are cold.
>>936570382
bad, but it is possible to heat the socks in the oven
>also
didn't know you could solve cubes anon !

>>936570623
>socks in the oven
that sounds like a bad idea opk lol
>also
yeah i can, its entirely knowing what moves i need to do to move the pieces where i want them.

Meow gonna look for strangers to ea... play with

I wish for world peas

hihi dwellers im back, had to attend to something

>>936566722
i have sharp nails and i dont think i'd even try to do that, but if it works for you then go right ahead (=v= )

>>936566640
>every touhou girls have their own day
what- wait- when is suwa day?!

>and that today is nazrin day
HAPPY MOUSU DAY!!!

>>936566254
>groom you
a-arent you technically already doing that?! (0.O ;)°•

>>936571601
have fun, dont get hurt!

>>936571712
WE WILL GIVE PEAS A CHANCE ANON!

>>936571832
suwanon are you cold today?

>>936571951
yup!

>>936572154
what do you think about the bread slippers idea i had here >>936570382 ?

>>936572240
sounds a little yuck..

>>936571832
If that is true, then why arent you cuddled next to me, suanon!!!!! Do you need more training?

; ;

>>936572340
D:
but they would be rewarmable slipper tho suwanon

>>936572608
you could achieve the same by just buying a fluffy pair of slippers, then using a hairdryer to warm the inside of them up
it's also less food waste!

>>936572535
>If that is true, then why arent you cuddled next to me, suanon!!!!!
BECAUSE I WAS BUSY-
>Do you need more training?
N-NO?

>>936572683
>it's also less food waste!
NOT IF YOU EAT THEM AFTER YOURE DONE!
ok that is yucky

>>936572683
Pretend to be a good girl and go nini with me, suanono.....

New thread? I'm under the blankets Soo no img...

Meow

anons i getting sleepy early :/

>>936573360
>>936573360
thief...

new thread in 2 min

>>936572820
..freaky..

>>936572908
f-fine..

new warm thread
>>936573944
>>936573944
>>936573944

I wish I will win the giveaway