Good morning /b/.

I speculate most of you haven't slept yet. Some of you probably haven't slept in days.

There's something about my phermones, nobody that hangs out with me can lay in my bed and not fall asleep. We can be having fun, watching movies, or having fun, but even the most chronic insomniac I've ever met passes smooth the fuck out on my bed. It's not because it's comfortable, my bed sucks.

>>936542654 (OP)
i fart too much for anyone to ever do this

>>936542711
Have you considered how to make your weakness your strength?
>Anal douche
>tailored diet for pleasant farts
>Brapometer fanatics

Is anyone else getting into this newage bagpipe stuff?

DJ Leia: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=j4aDaUPK0o0&list=RDTMAK5uy_kset8DisdE7LSD4TNjEVvrKRTmG7a56sY

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it?