Thread 936546596 - /b/ [Archived: 714 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:46:20 PM No.936546596
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Imagine if an armed organization took control of Florida and published an official charter declaring:

>The entire United States must be completely destroyed
>"There is no solution to the American question except through armed struggle"
>All peace talks and negotiations are "a waste of time and vain endeavors"
>Every inch of US territory from coast to coast is illegally occupied land

They then start launching rockets into Georgia and Alabama while building military tunnels under Miami. Would ANY American president — Republican or Democrat — tolerate this for even five minutes? That's Israel's exact situation with Hamas controlling Gaza.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:01:44 PM No.936547138
>>936546596 (OP)
>armed organization in Florida
You mean the cartels already there? Lmao, they’d just sell the rockets to Georgia for meth.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:03:21 PM No.936547194
>>936546596 (OP)
>implying any president would care about Florida
They’d probably let it burn for the memes. DeSantis would be out here fighting alligators barehanded while Biden naps and Trump tweets “SAD!”
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:05:10 PM No.936547267
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Not my problem. I don't give a fuck what Israel does, simply stop giving them USA taxpayer money.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:07:27 PM No.936547344
>>936547194
>implying any president would care about Florida
It has the 3rd most electoral votes after California and Texas. Cry about it all you want, faggot, but Florida is incredibly important in the elections and they care a great deal about it.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:11:22 PM No.936547488
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>>936546596 (OP)
I just don't feel safe buying a Publix sub without my recreational M72 LAW. Also, wtf, why are only turkey subs discounted this week? Not even the ultimate or the chicken tendie sub? I'm going to starve to death. If I buy one of those it'll cut into my budget for the tax stamps on my anti- tank rounds. This country is going to hell in a handbasket.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:13:10 PM No.936547555
>building military tunnels under Miami
They’d get lost in the sewer system and eaten by mutant gators. Florida Man wins again.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:15:07 PM No.936547629
>>936546596 (OP)
>rockets into Georgia
based. finally someone doing something about Atlanta traffic
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:17:55 PM No.936547720
>be me
>American prez
>some Florida Man militia takes over, starts yeeting rockets into Georgia
>"destroy the US" lmao ok bro
>call in the Navy SEALs, turn Miami into a parking lot by Tuesday
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:19:46 PM No.936547785
>>936546596 (OP)
Let's make it a fair hypothetical: The rest of the US was once all Florida but the land got occupied and you were driven into Florida as your only piece of land while depriving it of being a state/country, the US then walled off Florida, treat them as second class citizens, shoot at them at random, make settlements picking off their land, embargoing import of goods to starve them... The list goes on. I mean it's a nice hypothetical but at least make an honest comparison, Gaza didn't just appear one day and was like "we don't like you guys".
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:36:22 PM No.936548363
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>>936547555
Alligators aren't even interested in eating humans. They just want to lay in the sun and stay away from scarier critters that want to eat them, like giant snakes from other countries and snapping turtles and scary humans (regular humans are usually okay). The last time my mom wrangled one she was 70 years old, but it was a small one. Floridians have an alligator hypnosis buff that can be used at no cost once per 24 hours but other races can learn it if they keep their magicka up and find the right spellbook. There's a pretty low charisma check for getting a library card but if that fails you can also get in by returning a lost or stolen book to the librarian. Taking meth to up your INT stat doesn't actually help, contrary to what some guides online say.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:40:39 PM No.936548496
>>936547785
Let's say everything you described happened exactly as you outlined. Would that make it acceptable for the organization controlling Florida to officially declare that the entire United States must be "obliterated" and that there's "no solution except through armed struggle"?

Israel literally removed the "settlements," the "walls," and the military presence you mentioned. They gave Gaza complete autonomy—no Israeli soldiers, no Israeli civilians, full border control with Egypt. It was exactly the kind of gesture that should have addressed many of your concerns.

Hamas's response? They used that freedom to import weapons, build military tunnels, and launch rockets. If Hamas were truly motivated by the grievances you listed, wouldn't they have used Gaza's independence to build a thriving society and prove what Palestinians could accomplish?

Hamas's 1988 charter makes clear their goal isn't reforming Israeli behavior—it's eliminating Israel entirely. Article 11 declares ALL of historic Palestine to be Islamic land that can never be "squandered" or "given up."

That's not seeking justice for specific wrongs. That's rejecting any Jewish presence anywhere in the region.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:48:03 PM No.936548768
Would France tolerate an armed organization on their border committed to destroying France?
Would Japan accept a neighbor dedicated to eliminating Japan?
Would Canada live peacefully next to a group sworn to Canada's destruction?
Would Brazil? Germany? South Korea? Mexico?

The answer is universally, obviously NO. Every single nation would demand the removal of such a threat. Yet somehow Israel is expected to just accept this situation indefinitely? Israel deserves the same basic right to security and self-defense as every other sovereign nation on Earth.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:51:54 PM No.936548933
>>936548496
You're not addressing the fact that in 100 years their land and homes have been annexed, paired with countless war crimes. How generous, after taking 95% of the land.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:55:19 PM No.936549068
>>936548933
To add I'm not a fan of the Palestinians either but I was just trying to point out how absurd the hypothetical suggested in the OP was. It's not just "oh one day they decided to make rockets and stuff".
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:15:48 PM No.936549957
>>936547267
as long as they bomb some sand niggers, i know my tax money was put into good use.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:20:25 PM No.936550147
>>936546596 (OP)
Shut up Shlomo soap doesn't talk LOL
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:01:14 PM No.936551714
>>936548933
Britain gave the land to Israel in 1948 and they have won every war, the land is rightfully Israeli
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:02:19 PM No.936551758
>>936546596 (OP)
>That's Israel's exact situation with Hamas controlling Gaza.
except it's not, though
you'd have to add that the Americans didn't arrive until the 1940s, and when they did, they murdered and displaced many Floridians, many whose families had been living there for over 1000 years, and then spent the next several decades building illegal settlements in Florida and filling them with religious zealots who believe that God gave them not only all of the rest of the U.S., but Florida, too, and why not throw in Cuba while we're at it
the events of Oct. 7 don't justify a genocide, but that's what's happening
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:14:53 PM No.936552301
>>936551758
Even if we accept all your historical points, how do you negotiate with an organization whose founding charter rejects your right to exist under any circumstances? What would you do if you were in Israel's position with a neighbor explicitly committed to your destruction? Also, there is a genocide happening but it is Hamas genocide the Jews, there is no genocide against the Palestinians
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:20:20 PM No.936552563
>>936552301
>there is a genocide happening but it is Hamas genocide the Jews, there is no genocide against the Palestinians
Hamas killed 1,200 Israelis
Israel has killed 55,000 Gazans
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:23:41 PM No.936552731
>>936546596 (OP)
>tunnels under Miami
good luck with that, that state is a swamp, you cant tunnel in swamp lol
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:08:12 PM No.936554910
>>936546596 (OP)
>Would ANY American president — Republican or Democrat — tolerate this for even five minutes?
The county sheriff wouldn't tolerate that.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:10:41 PM No.936555000
>>936546596 (OP)
Sounds like a job for the Space Force, honestly. Or maybe just nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:44:52 PM No.936556319
>>936547488
At least Publix finally has a bread option that isn't like chewing through a fucking phone book.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:45:09 AM No.936559018
>>936556319
and what happens if they start a civil war? the us military would come in and save america from those commies