Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:10:34 PM No.936552099
Please give an example of a difficult problem at your last job, and how you overcame it.
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Jim Davies
7/2/2025, 10:11:13 PM No.936552130
>>936552099 (OP)
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang (bang)
Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang
It all started with the big bang
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang
It all started with the big bang
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang (bang)
Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang
It all started with the big bang
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang
It all started with the big bang
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:11:27 PM No.936552139
I ran out of tendies and yelled at mom to go to the store and get me more.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:22:43 PM No.936552680
>>936552099 (OP)
fuck you!
>sarts making chimp noises
>takes shit on desk
> digs in ass
>shit missile incoming
>wipes ass on resume
fuck you!
>sarts making chimp noises
>takes shit on desk
> digs in ass
>shit missile incoming
>wipes ass on resume
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:34:29 PM No.936553299
>>936552099 (OP)
we had a customer named Nigger John
his name was John, and he was a nigger, you see
he was a reliable customer, and we didn't want to lose his business, but after making a purchase, he would always loiter for an hour afterwards and hit on all the white female cashiers
it made them very uncomfortable and kept them from doing other tasks when the registers were slow
finally, i had to take him out behind the store and explain to him that while we appreciated his business, he was going to have to knock off the aggressive flirting and stop wasting our employees' time or, i said, pointing to the nearest tree, "Nigger John, I'll string your black ass up like a Christmas ornament"
he only needed one reminder; about a week later, he came in to shop and started hanging around the check out as usual, so i went over with a length of rope, slapped it up on the counter, and started tying a hangman's knot
i've never seen a black fella turn so pale
he said he had to go and has been a model customer ever since
i reckon he's one of the good ones
we had a customer named Nigger John
his name was John, and he was a nigger, you see
he was a reliable customer, and we didn't want to lose his business, but after making a purchase, he would always loiter for an hour afterwards and hit on all the white female cashiers
it made them very uncomfortable and kept them from doing other tasks when the registers were slow
finally, i had to take him out behind the store and explain to him that while we appreciated his business, he was going to have to knock off the aggressive flirting and stop wasting our employees' time or, i said, pointing to the nearest tree, "Nigger John, I'll string your black ass up like a Christmas ornament"
he only needed one reminder; about a week later, he came in to shop and started hanging around the check out as usual, so i went over with a length of rope, slapped it up on the counter, and started tying a hangman's knot
i've never seen a black fella turn so pale
he said he had to go and has been a model customer ever since
i reckon he's one of the good ones
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:54:40 PM No.936554277
>>936552099 (OP)
The problem was that i spent a few days not working so a lot of work piled up. I overcame it by working extra for a few days.
The problem was that i spent a few days not working so a lot of work piled up. I overcame it by working extra for a few days.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:56:34 PM No.936554359
>>936552099 (OP)
A gay man tried to molest me, this usually isn't a problem but he was like 6'8 and very muscular and fat. I overcame this by looking at the floor and thinking of other things.
A gay man tried to molest me, this usually isn't a problem but he was like 6'8 and very muscular and fat. I overcame this by looking at the floor and thinking of other things.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:57:27 PM No.936554392
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:10:52 PM No.936555010
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:22:15 PM No.936555461
>>936552099 (OP)
My last job would hire literally anyone like basically homeless people from the street that smell bad and do a bad job. This one lady lived in an old crack house and lived with stray cats she "rescued". She smelled like cat piss every single day. Another girl just never brushed her teeth and when you had to talk to her you could smell her breath every time and it was disgusting. I never overcame the problem but I just dealt with it
My last job would hire literally anyone like basically homeless people from the street that smell bad and do a bad job. This one lady lived in an old crack house and lived with stray cats she "rescued". She smelled like cat piss every single day. Another girl just never brushed her teeth and when you had to talk to her you could smell her breath every time and it was disgusting. I never overcame the problem but I just dealt with it
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:00:47 AM No.936557016
>>936552099 (OP)
Well the job was unpleasant, the customers were nasty, and management was a joke.
I rectified the situation by walking out the back door and never going back.
Well the job was unpleasant, the customers were nasty, and management was a joke.
I rectified the situation by walking out the back door and never going back.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:30:19 AM No.936558335
>>936557562
I don't know if this counts, but when I was in charge of the IT department at my last job we were working on a migration for our billing software to a new system.
I don't know if this counts, but when I was in charge of the IT department at my last job we were working on a migration for our billing software to a new system.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:31:23 AM No.936558385
>>936552099 (OP)
I pooped my pants during work and just sat in it the whole fucking day.
I pooped my pants during work and just sat in it the whole fucking day.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:34:55 AM No.936558553
>>936552099 (OP)
Whether it was worth my time to continue working and put my son in daycare or to just let my wife sugar momma and I stay home with the kid. I stayed home, fuck being a wage nigger when my wife makes enough money for us and does so by selling retards like you funko pops.
Whether it was worth my time to continue working and put my son in daycare or to just let my wife sugar momma and I stay home with the kid. I stayed home, fuck being a wage nigger when my wife makes enough money for us and does so by selling retards like you funko pops.