Bros... my throte... it's really burning for some reason. is there anything you guys usually put in your throte to help with this sensation? I was told by a friend that /b/ is the place to ask...

>>936561739 (OP)
A log of shit

>>936562652
Where would you suggest I find one of these "logs of shit"?

>>936561739 (OP)
I gotta take a dump. Let me take a dump down your trote. Nuthin but net.

>>936561739 (OP)
Slowly sip up a raw eggwhite over an hour, the highly available nutrition will help your throat heal quickly and ease inflamation, also usefull when smeared on burns, good to know if you burn yourself this 4th

>>936561739 (OP)
Try deep throating a penis

>>936561739 (OP)
I use this.

>>936561739 (OP)
Robatussen, as directed on the package. Honey or golden syrup work as well. Stay away from black tea and other caffeine, grape juice and cranberry juice - it will dry your throat and irritate it. Apple juice will be soothing. Feel better.