What's the coolest thing you ever stole from Walmart?

>>936570057 (OP)
Other customers nose peace by crop dusting my farts around

I was trying to buy a shirt at the self checkout and there was no tag and zero employees around so after waiting 5 minutes I walked out with it

>>936570057 (OP)
>>936570057 (OP)
shoplifting is juvenile.
i buy cheap seed packets, replace the seeds with pot seeds, then smuggle them back in my pockets and put them back on the shelf with the rest