You're a powerful and important emperor, incredibly wealthy and in control of many lives. What three rules would guide your empire?

RULE 1 - ALL WOMEN MUST PROVIDE ME WITH AT LEAST 1 PAIR OF THEIR DIRTY PANTIES PER WEEK.

RULE 2 - THE PANTIES MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE SKID MARK.

RULE 3 - WOMEN ARE NO LONGER PERMITTED TO BATHE OR PRACTICE PERSONAL HYGIENE IN GENERAL.

1. every town must have at least one free public brothel
2. women are forbidden from wearing clothing
3. niggers and jews are banned

>>936604802 (OP)
1: Be kind to others.
2: Be honest, to others and to yourself.
3: always be prepared to strike down those who violate rules 1 and 2, or who would seek to abuse kindness.

additional rule 3.5. As a kind and benevolent emperor, thou shalt make pictures of each cat you say is the Best Cat, and send them to the palace, with an account of the cat's name and exploits. Each year, the truly best cat, and the best cat's owner will be given a generous award.

>>936604802 (OP)
I want somebody else to decide

>>936604802 (OP)
1. Love the Lord, your God, with all your heart, soul, mind, and strength, and love your neighbor as yourself.
2. Seek redemption and emulate God's grace through faith, hope and charity.
3. Do unto others as you would have done unto you.

>>936604802 (OP)
1. pp goes in front butt, not butt butt
2. stupidity must be made painful
3. laskdhflas - interpret that correctly and you're the next crown prince

>>936604802 (OP)
1. The goal of my highest-ranking, chosen, respected, and well-compensated subordinates is to evolve in every interaction, not to simply be powerful, but to be better than when they started the interaction. This is how my society is organised. Know this and live as you know it, and you shall rise through the levels to become wise and powerful.

2. Ethics trumps every emotion and counter logic. To have it this way means every day my empire gets smarter and more efficient, as the paranoia of my enemies dwindles, for they can find less to argue against in light of facts.

3. This rule is to be set when all things that can be known are known, relative to my rule and my scope of power within society. For now it is 'I am fully aware that I am just one man and that my power is granted by the people I serve by the rule of the many, let all men know this and let all men see that we are of one heart and mind'.

>>936604802 (OP)
1. all physical contact is gay
2. being gay is gross and is strictly prohibited
3. traps are also gay

>>936609481
Emperor Inthecloset, first and last of his dynasty.