>be me this morning
>Parade, driving truck with trailer for local company
>32nd of 40ish floats
>Parade takes fucking forever so I'm sitting in my parked truck
>Decide to let out a fart and accidentally shit myself a bit
>Fuck it I'll finish the parade then go home and change
>Finally, parade time
>Try to start truck
>Truck doesn't fucking start
>End up holding back multiple floats with shit in my pants
>Have to get jump started
Just got home, I hate this holiday and I'm debating on ending it all, happy 4th /b/ros

kek it happens anon. i shat myself with a super wet fart on the way home 3 tall boys in. i was watching tv on the couch in my undies and i went to grab another beer. my wife was like wtf is that? did you shit yourself? i looked and lo and behold i did! we laugh about it to this day. it couldve been worse.

>amerisharts living up to their title